I have no room to talk.

[Old Guy]

I am married. She has spent my retirement 3 times over, plus cost me an additional one million dollars, and I am not exadurating, now I drive an old van with 232,000 miles on it trying to pay off debt again.
My lawyer says,,,,,wait it out. if I divorce her, I will end up with all the bills plus alimony.
she has one foot ona banana peel, the other in the grave.
She is spending the remainder of her life doing what's killed her, in bed in front of a TV.
I have NO ONE TO TALK TO.
so I had an affair,,1400 miles away. A email,text message facetime affair. the girl got sick of waiting for me and has dumped me., she's a kid, 52, I was robbing the cradle.
I miss her wish I could get out of here and have a normal life with a non vegetable.
There you all know more than anyone but Beverly. and Alex.
So here I set, alone trying to think of a way to make somebody an offer. Someone 60 or so old,

If you will be my friend, email, text,go to lunch, hold my hand as I live through he last days of this hell.
let me buy you gifts, go do stuff you like, you do stuff I like.
sex not required, or refused. But you have be my life partner, for life.
After it's over I will care for you in your old age until you die, and share my measly SS check with you.
And take you on vacations and hug you and kiss you and do your laundry and dishes and cook for you....

is that terrible?

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I love you too infobot, will you be my friend?

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