sextoy plan

[lilwing89]

i wanna buy this fake-pussy masturbator off the internet with my debit card....the thing is i would do it but i dont want my mom to find the box in the mail or anything..(it might have a sextoy label or soemthing) either way my mom would open it and see whats inside, or ask me what i got or make me open it infront of her..

so how do i get it without my mommy finding out?? (btw im 16)

[misombra]

they probably don't come with labeling all over it. still your mom might wonder why you're getting packages.

[lilwing89]

exactly my point lol 'what the hell is that??'

[misombra]

uh, her job?

[shh!]

Are we supposed to be giving you tips on how to pull one over on your mom, lilwing? haha

I feel for you, but maybe you should stick with the apple pie.

[Debunkt]

Also... you're 16. Your debit card HAS to be cosigned by your mom. Therefore, she can see the bank statement anytime she wants.

And dude, once again... YOU'RE 16! No need to get some fake pussy. The rest of us have had to deal with our hands for years and years. Believe me, you can do the same. Its just not that important to have a fake pussy (which in no possible way could feel the same as a real one). Sex is awesome, and its not of a hole you can stick your dick in. My advice, use your hand and wait for the real thing. You'll appreciate it more.

[whaywardj]

Yep. Like this guy, Debunkt. Has a real sensible way of looking at things.

[gHEXjt]

I agree with Debunkt. There's no reason that you can't just suffer with your hand. Although, the fake pussy could be cool. But the bottom line is that you can't get ordering and having it sent to your house past your mom. I don't know if you can drive or not, bottom line is that if you are really set on ordering this thing, then find someone you know who is older, and just give them the money to go buy this thing at a porn shop, and then you can just hide it in your car, and sneak it in the house when your mom's not around.

[Tone]

Yep. Like this guy, Debunkt. Has a real sensible way of looking at things.

Agreed.


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[Asip4u]

Agreed.


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I agree with Tone's agreement.

[Junsui]

I agree with Asip who agreed with Tone who agreed with Hayward who agreed with Debunkt.

[misombra]

i agree.
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[Lloyd95]

Ew. How would you clean out the "fake pussy" after you're "finished"?

[shh!]

haha - like you have no experience with this sort of thing??

[Rosebud]

HAHAHAHA!!!! yea, what shh said!