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    FAO the ladies

    Taken from the other thread. What makes a man crap in bed?

    Discuss.

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    A guy who skips foreplay....and just goes right for the actual sex. A guy who cares only about himself getting off.. A guy who doesn't listen to what you want....
    Appreciate the good times and learn from the bad times....


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    a guy who is thinking only about his sexual pleasures and doesn't bother about what you really want.
    Think everyday something no one else is thinking...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Converse
    Taken from the other thread. What makes a man crap in bed?
    Beans or some lexative.
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    "because I paid attention in science class."

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    If a man's prime purpose is not to please you he doesnt deserve sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Svanire
    If a man's prime purpose is not to please you he doesnt deserve sex.
    That's a little bold isn't it? Seems like selfishness on your part.
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    The worst is when they can't last more than 2 minutes. Have a wank ahead of time if you know you're going to get busy- do me a favor, okay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch
    The worst is when they can't last more than 2 minutes. Have a wank ahead of time if you know you're going to get busy- do me a favor, okay?
    LOL!!

    I can't really think of anything at the mo apart from when it goes on for too long and it gets kinda borring, hehe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Converse
    LOL!!

    I can't really think of anything at the mo apart from when it goes on for too long and it gets kinda borring, hehe.
    lol yeah!!
    that happens to me too sometimes.
    I'm like.... "mm yeah.. mm ok... yeah" lol all fake!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Converse
    LOL!!

    I can't really think of anything at the mo apart from when it goes on for too long and it gets kinda borring, hehe.
    Oh, hell yeah. Timing is key. Twenty minutes is good- maybe longer if it's a special occasion amd we're doing something...unusual.

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    Here's one you don't hear too often: when the tool is actually too big, and he's using it like a battering ram. One time I had to sit in a bathtub filled with cold water the next day. My God, be careful with that thing! Someone could lose an eye!

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    Hahaha ouchy! Not about length at all it's all about the girth! lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch
    Here's one you don't hear too often: when the tool is actually too big, and he's using it like a battering ram. One time I had to sit in a bathtub filled with cold water the next day. My God, be careful with that thing! Someone could lose an eye!
    i know what you're talking about!
    and thank you for the bathtub tip. i just put up with not being able to walk or sit down for the next couple of days.

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    I've had those days. i can't sit down the next day without seeing how
    beautiful stars and planets are.

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    I've never exsprienced that apart from the first time obviously.

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