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  1. #1
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    funny poem

    Roses are red, Violets are blue
    Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
    Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
    Not in cage but laughing at you.


    Twinkle Twinkle little star
    You should know what you are
    And once you know what you are
    Mental hospital is not so far.


    The rain makes all things beautiful.
    The grass and flowers too.
    If rain makes all things beautiful
    Why doesn't it rain on you?


    I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
    I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
    Then ~
    I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack


    God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
    He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi
    He saw me in dark, he created light
    He saw me without problems, he created YOU.


    When ur life is in darkness pray to God
    Ask Him to free u from darkness
    And if after you pray
    And you're still in darkness,
    Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!

  2. #2
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    so simple and a bit funny!

  3. #3
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    LOL, very cute one there pinkpuca

  4. #4
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    good poem, not very funny 4 me though lol

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