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    What to buy my g/f

    Hi, it's my girlfriends birthday this weekend and want suggestions on what to get her. I'm hopeless at buying gifts. At the moment I'm thinking of getting her a Vacuum Cleaner. What do you think?

    If not that then what shall I get?

    plz help kthnx.

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    If my boyfriend gave me a vacume cleaner. I know what I wiould do with, shove it somewhere, where the sun dont shine,
    Does she have a favorite perfume, or something she collects

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    I find that diet books always go down a treat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catastrophe
    I find that diet books always go down a treat!
    WTF A diet book
    Yeah right I know where that would go as well if I was given one of them

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    Or there's a "good sex guide" Breast enlargement pills, dieting aids, liposuction treatments, breast enlargement, all kinds of plastic surgery! I hear they love that sort of thing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catastrophe
    Or there's a "good sex guide" Breast enlargement pills, dieting aids, liposuction treatments, breast enlargement, all kinds of plastic surgery! I hear they love that sort of thing!
    Well I feel sorry for your girlfriend if that is the things you would give her, how about been romantic, take her out for a meal.

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    What??? I'm not made of money! I'll take her to McDonalds then the local brothel!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catastrophe
    What??? I'm not made of money! I'll take her to McDonalds then the local brothel!
    Riiiiiiight if your girlfriend is reading this, I'd say you are dumped

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wildfire
    If my boyfriend gave me a vacume cleaner. I know what I wiould do with, shove it somewhere, where the sun dont shine,
    Does she have a favorite perfume, or something she collects
    I thought women liked all that cleaning and stuff? Well my gf seems to be cleaning a lot so thought she would like a new hoover.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wildfire
    Riiiiiiight if your girlfriend is reading this, I'd say you are dumped
    Well, my girlfriend may not like where I take her, but she stays with me because I'm very well endowed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bourn
    I thought women liked all that cleaning and stuff? Well my gf seems to be cleaning a lot so thought she would like a new hoover.
    Maybe get her a hoover as a gift for the house, but not for her birthday, birthdays are special, I would personally like to be taken for a meal and maybe have a small gift like my favourite perfume

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    Small gifts are the best kind

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    What about small cheap gifts... like... a candle or something. All girls like candles. Right?

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    Yeah! The wierd ones that smell like crap! Girls love the stinky stuff!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catastrophe
    Yeah! The wierd ones that smell like crap! Girls love the stinky stuff!
    Hmm.. but then I'd have to put up with the wierd smell too....

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