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    Funny Joke Thread (version 3)

    Q. Why did everybody accessing the forum on their Nokia, cross the road like a chicken?

    A. To escape from Gimpy, an actual overgrown chicken, on the other side!

    OK. That was my best attempt at being amusing. Believe it or not...


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    How do spiders communicate?
    Through the World Wide Web.
    “Accept — then act. Whatever the present moment contains, accept it as if you had chosen it. Always work with it, not against it. Make it your friend and ally, not your enemy. This will miraculously transform your whole life.”
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    What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
    Cliff!


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    i am bad at joking,lol

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    What do you call a pig with a machine gun?
    Hambo.

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    Knock knock... who's there?

    Trolls

    GTFO
    “The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovebroken View Post
    Knock knock... who's there?

    Trolls

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    Yes, Susta. Yes. Funny and true.
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