"suck my cock"

[vashti]

Do YOU beg for oral?
I am more than aware I don't represent every female in the world, that would be ridiculous. But I just don't understand the metaphor of it being like chewing gum for ten minutes - you don't chew, you don't use your teeth, you know? I'm not being rude to you, I'm just curious ; why is it a hard job for you?

Maybe he is extra large and takes too long to finish. That can be tiresome on the jaw...

Which reminds me of a question I was discussing with some girlfriends: why does a man take forever during oral and no time at all during intercourse?

[King Zarathu]

Which reminds me of a question I was discussing with some girlfriends: why does a man take forever during oral and no time at all during intercourse?

Because you're terrible at oral, and because you don't have to put in skill that you don't have into intercourse.

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Just kidding, you're good at both, dear.

[vashti]

Clean the pool, virgin boy.

[King Zarathu]

Clean the pool, virgin boy.

Haha! I'm not a virgin though....

::looks at Kiechi::

She was talking to you, dude.

[VashTN]

Maybe her boyfriend is asian aswell, and it really is hard work finding it all the time when your guy is hung like a fly.

[vashti]

Are you an expert on Asian penises, VashTN?

[King Zarathu]

Are you an expert on Asian penises, VashTN?

You're an expert on Lebanese penises. Wait...****.

[Gigabitch]

Look, Honestly...

Who does most of the work during sex? It's not YOU!
So his butt and his abs are killing him!

Then, think about how wonderful his penis must feel being crushed between his and your body weight! There will be odd strokes during sex, and it hurts the poor guy alot!

Back to the workout of his life.. It feels good, but coupled with slight pain and fatigue, his craps will not do wonders for a maximum peak!

So really, what you want to do, is try something else. (hint hint)

I have never heard one single complaint about this in my entire life. Never.

[vashti]

Me neither. However, GrkScorp earlier said he has some issues with delayed ejaculation earlier in this thread (?) so I am thinking he may be projecting his problem onto other men, many whom have the opposite problem.

[King Zarathu]

Me neither. However, GrkScorp earlier said he has some issues with delayed ejaculation earlier in this thread (?) so I am thinking he may be projecting his problem onto other men, many who have the opposite problem.

Ahh...delayed ejaculation. Either that was my problem with Jordyn, or she just ****ing sucked terribly.

Probably the latter, considering we were talking about it in Philosophy the other day. The kid she blew a couple weeks after blowing me was like, "Yeah...that was the most God-awful thing I have ever experienced. Ever." My friend Gib said, "Aww! Nick, you didn't teach her!"

Whore.

[vashti]

Oh, please. That is all just male bravado. The worst blow job in the world is better than none at all. You boys are silly.

[King Zarathu]

Oh, please. Thath is all just male bravado. The worst blow job in the world is better than none at all. You boys are silly.

She couldn't make me cum by herself, and she scratched my cock a little bit with her teeth.

Overruled by the judge.

[vashti]

Verdict by the supreme court:

She should have bitten it off.

[King Zarathu]

Verdict by the supreme court:

She should have bitten it off.

She wasn't Jewish, so she let me keep something that she knew didn't belong to her.

[vashti]

** yawn**

I need a new poolboy. You suck. Where is Kiechi?