Nice Guys vs. Jerks

[vashti]

You misunderstand when I say the word LINES.. and Just who do you think YOU both are ??? did you get a 1600 on your SATs?
did you get a 180 on your LSATs? did you get a 4.0 GPA??? is your IQ over 180???

If you answered No to all four of these, please stop speaking NOW!!!

Actually, I AM carrying a 4.0 GPA. Adult students care about their grades.

EDIT: It doesn't matter, though. This is a matter of opinion, not a piece of academic trivia you can read in a book.

[Henry123]

First off.. Yes, I'm serious, my name IS in fact Angelo, the Third.. named after my father, who was named after his father...

Now.. why do you think she is mad at you??

Wow! This is a really strange day!!!

I think she is mad at me because we went out for some gilatto two weeks ago and then I didnt call her back for 10 days. I spoke to her briefly on Sat and she said she'll call me back but havnt. I left her a message on her home phone number (her cell phone got unlisted) on Tues and havnt heard from her still.

[Henry123]

Actually, I AM carrying a 4.0 GPA. Adult students care about their grades.

Oooooo! Rocket Science chick!

[GrkScorp]

Actually, I AM carrying a 4.0 GPA. Adult students care about their grades.

EDIT: It doesn't matter, though. This is a matter of opinion, not a piece of academic trivia you can read in a book.

Join the club.. but like i said..

these are not lines.. it's a way of speaking.. I call it lines.. because the guy will not come up with a speach or a book to lecture the girl with.. he will come up with some clever, witty, smart and funny LINES to say.. his own.. not from a book.. things of his OWN creation.. and most importantly.. ON THE SPOT!!

[Henry123]

If I'm wrong, he's not going to listen to anything I say anyway.

For you?! Of course I will listen to you. I wouldnt have it any other way.

[GrkScorp]

I think she is mad at me because we went out for some gilatto two weeks ago and then I didnt call her back for 10 days.

Yeah.. I don't you think you need me or Vashti to tell you that what you did was pretty reckless and beyond dumb...

What is the epitome of height you may ask... And I will say..

Falling down and dying from starvation..

What is the epitome of dumb you may ask.. And I will say..

"I think she is mad at me because we went out for some gilatto two weeks ago and then I didnt call her back for 10 days."

[derm]

I likeguys that are smart enough not to insult my intelligence by trying out silly lines on me. People who use lines are generally quite insincere, which for me is a HUGE turnoff.

And yes, Grk - you sound arrogant when you say you could have any woman in a room. Trust me, you can't.

I think the best line is simply............ 'Hi'

[GrkScorp]

Look.. LINES.. don't work.. because they easily show that whatever you're saying is not comming from you..

for instance.. "Hey baby, I bet heaven must be missing YOU!!!".. that's just corny.. I don't even think Bush would say something that dumb to hook up with someone as low as Laura..

But something spontanious, and relative to the moment speaks louder.. and it's more than lines... it's SKILL and perfection of a technique... which really comes deep from within of whoever really wants the girl they are about to say that to..

but yes.. Hi works.. and it will more than never, get you a Hi in return.. but no laugh, no chance to stand out... After you say hi.. what do you say?? how have you sparked her interest with HI!!

??????????

[Henry123]

Yeah.. I don't you think you need me or Vashti to tell you that what you did was pretty reckless and beyond dumb...

What is the epitome of height you may ask... And I will say..

Falling down and dying from starvation..

What is the epitome of dumb you may ask.. And I will say..

"I think she is mad at me because we went out for some gilatto two weeks ago and then I didnt call her back for 10 days."

I know I did wrong. I'm still kicking myself over it.

[GrkScorp]

Wait.. this is where all the women on LF go crazy saying.. If only I'd meet more nice guys who would say Hi to me... (fairytale music)...

Girls: Hi works better than any of that cocky-funny stuff...
Guy: Hi..
Girl: Hi
Guy: So.. umm.. I have nothing else to say.. but umm.. how are you?
Girl: umm.. ok.. how about you.. (Please go away)..
Guy: well I think i'm going to sit here and watch you act nice to me all night, and i'll give you my phone number, even though I know you'll never pick up.. and if you'd be so nice to take mine.. even though I know you're never going to call... since you have no reason to.. since I didn't get your attention at all.. and didn't make a lasting impression.. and didn't create and sexual tension.. and you have no reason to be attracted to me...
Girl: THANK GOD!!! BYE!!!

[GrkScorp]

I know I did wrong. I'm still kicking myself over it.

well.. besides the tragety that has occured in the past 10 days.. how far back does your story with her go... so you went for gellato and you messed it up.. ok.. no biggie.. something came up.. and you're an idiot always works...

[Henry123]

Yup Thats seems like how it went.

[GrkScorp]

i bet it did.. it's ok.. it's happened to all of us.. so.. do tell.. what else is there to know about you two.. or just you ... or her...

[vashti]

Wow! This is a really strange day!!!

I think she is mad at me because we went out for some gilatto two weeks ago and then I didnt call her back for 10 days. I spoke to her briefly on Sat and she said she'll call me back but havnt. I left her a message on her home phone number (her cell phone got unlisted) on Tues and havnt heard from her still.

Why on earth would you allow so much time to pass without calling her? Were you in the hospital or something?

[derm]

Why on earth would you allow so much time to pass without calling her? Were you in the hospital or something?

No but he will be once she gets hold of him!


4 days is the max maaan!