My Friend is Hopeless!

[Junket]

He's driving me nuts!

He's had one girlfriend and that was only because she approaced him.

But now that that's over, he complains that he can't approach girls, and it seems he's completely hopeless. He knows his problem, I know his problem, I've given him advice, but it's up to him at this point.

But there's nothing more I can do...

I just wanna slap him and make him talk to some ****in' girls.

Ah! ****IN' GIRLS!

If I eliminated all the girls... then that would eliminate the issue...

[Gigabitch]

You're starting to get a little scary, Fras. You need to call Amy.

[vashti]

The issue would also be eliminated if you got rid of all the boys.

[King Zarathu]

The issue would also be eliminated if you got rid of all the boys.

They should give you a muzzle; so you can read posts but not reply.

[Junket]

You're starting to get a little scary, Fras. You need to call Amy.

I can't yet, I only call on Sundays and Mondays.

Plus she'll be receiving a letter from me tomorrow or Thursday.

In any case, I'm not the one with the problem, it's Will with the problem.

I've given him my best advice, but he won't run with it.

The issue would also be eliminated if you got rid of all the boys.

Well jeeze Vash, that's not very nice to say.

[King Zarathu]

Well, Fras, I think you need to just realize he's setting himself up for misery and there isn't anything else you can do about it. You've done your part as a friend and given him the best advice you can; the rest is up to him.

You should also tell him this. Sit back and watch the game. Unfortunately, you aren't one of the players. You're the coach, minus the money involved.

[vashti]

Well jeeze Vash, that's not very nice to say.

And this was better?

If I eliminated all the girls... then that would eliminate the issue...

[King Zarathu]

And this was better?

Yes, yes it was.

[Junket]

Yes, yes it was.

I agree with this post.

[King Zarathu]

I agree with this post.

And this is why you are not wrong.


Vashti, you're wrong. Buy a cat.

[Junket]

Vashti, you're wrong. Buy a cat.

And after that Vash, can you teach me how to properly cut a pineapple?

[King Zarathu]

Oh, and teach me how to sweep, mop, and clean floors with a toothbrush.

I need to learn from the experienced, you see....

[vashti]

You don't know how to cut a pineapple? I can cut pineapple AND cats. I *liked* disecting the little hairballs.

[Junket]

I can cut pineapple

Oh yeah?

Prove it!

And by prove it, I mean come over here and please do it for me.

I'm a visual learner.

[King Zarathu]

You don't know how to cut a pineapple? I can cut pineapple AND cats. I *liked* disecting the little hairballs.

Oh, but can you sweep, mop, and clean things with a toothbrush?

Poor kitties....