Good days and bad days...

[Mathias]

Does this mean you won't be *MY* guy on the side, either?







j/k

Nah, I need you all to myself, baby.

[vashti]

You ARE a dolt....

[Mathias]

Giga called me a dolt!

Holy randomness Batman!

[vashti]

He's trying to distract you because he is jealous.

[King Zarathu]

I'm not jealous! I have Giga!

[Mathias]

He's trying to distract you because he is jealous.

Nah, I think we have different interests, so to speak.

What am I, 8 years older than he is?

[vashti]

I dunno. How old are you? He is 16, and he is interested in anything with breasts. You?

[Mathias]

Yep, 8 years older.

24, and interested in anything that isn't outrageously selfish and brutal.

[vashti]

I believe you are safe then. Zarathu likes brutality, I think.

[Gigabitch]

Holy randomness Batman!

Don't drag Derm into it.

[Mathias]

Well, this is going to be a boring weekend. Luckily, we have a football game and tailgate on Saturday, but we'll see what happens Friday. Asked my friends what they were doing...they're all either out of town, or with their SO's.

I hate being alone on weekends after this kind of thing. It's awful.

[Gigabitch]

I love being alone on weekends after this kind of thing. It's great, because I know that I'm a Quality Guy, and someday I'll be claimed by an awesome woman who will have every weekend from now until 2046 planned for me.

I fixed your post.

[Mathias]

I fixed your post.

I'm living WAY past 2046.

But thanks, I needed that.

[Gigabitch]

I'm living WAY past 2046.

That's when you trade her in on two 25-year-olds.

[Mathias]

That's when you trade her in on two 25-year-olds.

Mid-life crisis in my future?

Perhaps. I think my quarter-life crisis is starting. It'll be fun.