True Confessions

[Junket]

I really don't think I have anything.

[King Zarathu]

and Frasbee is some kinda "good" guy.

I almost pissed myself laughing (in my head) when I read that.

[Gigabitch]

I can't wait to hear the rest of Mathias' story.

Zarathu, where's your true confession? Come on......

[Mathias]

Mathias' Great Adventure, Part III:

"Who knows. I'll just call her back in the morning...come back to bed," I say. She comes back, curls up with me and goes back to sleep.

Meanwhile, I realize what's just happened. Just 5 weeks after I started my long-distance relationship with my high school sweetheart, I'm in bed with some trashy blonde. What has happened to me?

I finally fall asleep...and wake up the next morning, while the blonde is getting ready. She decides that since we've spent one night together, she has no problem being completely naked around me, despite the fact, once again, that her roommate is standing right there. She says that she has to go to class, but her roommate will let me out when I'm ready to go...or she can just copy her key.

That scares the hell out of me even more, so I just say, "I'll let xxxx let me out."

Yipe.

So, as I get my stuff together to leave, her roommate says, "Matt, why are you leaving so soon?"

"Well, I have class in about an hour, so I was going to go home and take a shower before I went."

"Oh, you can take a shower here..."

"Well, I know you were about to take one, so I can just walk back...no big deal, but I appreciate it."





















She says, "Who says I have to shower alone?"






To be continued...

[King Zarathu]

Zarathu, where's your true confession? Come on......

I'm an angel, remember? Your guardian angel.

[Gigabitch]

I'm an angel, remember? Your guardian angel.

Where the HELL have you been? You are so fired.

[King Zarathu]

Where the HELL have you been? You are so fired.

I've been ****ing vashti's guardian angel. :/

[Gigabitch]

I've been ****ing vashti's guardian angel. :/

You and......Eurasian? Eeew!

[King Zarathu]

You and......Eurasian? Eeew!

No. Vashti doesn't have a guardian angel, I've been ****ing myself.

KY Jelly for the win.

[Junket]

Mathias' Great Adventure, Part III:
She says, "Who says I have to shower alone?"

You're weak aren't you?

I almost pissed myself laughing (in my head) when I read that.

Well, I suppose besides occasionally groping an acquaintance of mine a few years ago (not a significant other), yeah, I really haven't done much in the way of bad behavior.

...

Hell, that doesn't even qualify, but that's the most I could scrounge up.

I'll be sure to work on that and get back to you all.

[King Zarathu]

Well, I suppose besides occasionally groping an acquaintance of mine a few years ago (not a significant other), yeah, I really haven't done much in the way of bad behavior.

...

Hell, that doesn't even qualify, but that's the most I could scrounge up.

I'll be sure to work on that and get back to you all.

Go for it dude! Go give your virginity to a ****ing moron who doesn't matter...so that I don't feel alone.

[Kiechi]

You and......Eurasian? Eeew!

I'm her Guardian Angel? Since when?

[Gigabitch]

I'm her Guardian Angel? Since when?

You were the only angelic guy who came to mind at the time...

[Kiechi]

You were the only angelic guy who came to mind at the time...

"Angelic" aswell?! What have I done to give off the impression I am "angelic"?!?!?!

[Gigabitch]

"Angelic" aswell?! What have I done to give off the impression I am "angelic"?!?!?!

You made me a margarita. Do it again, angel.