True Confessions

[Kiechi]

You made me a margarita. Do it again, angel.

Ah, I remember that night. I was tired as hell due to playing singstar for 5 hours straight and you called me sassy, haha.



There you go. Don't mind the pube floating about.

[King Zarathu]

There you go. Don't mind the pube floating about.

Right before he busted a nut at the bottom of it.

[Gigabitch]

Eeeew. You are fired.

[Mathias]

You're weak aren't you?

In what way?

[vashti]

In what way?

My guess is because you couldn't resist the naked girl.

Or could you?

[Mathias]

My guess is because you couldn't resist the naked girl.

Or could you?

I guess we're all going to have to wait for part IV!

[Junket]

In what way?

Vash voiced my assumption.

[Mathias]

Mathias' Great Adventure: Part IV!

Actually, contrary to the belief in here, she was NOT naked. She was still in her pajamas, but I figured I was in a bad enough situation, and actually thought with my brain for the first time in a while. I left.

On the way back, I called my long-distance girlfriend. She apologized for calling so late, and realized that I had probably slept through the call (eep!), and didn't want to call my dorm (thank you God!). She said that she had been crying herself to sleep because she missed me, and wanted to hear my voice, and see when I could come home.

Oops.

We hang up, and I go about my normal day, until I run into the blonde on campus.

"Can I see you tonight? I've missed you all day."

This, is where I don't make a good decision. I say sure, and the guilt hits me like a freight train. I make my nightly call to my girlfriend, and head on over there.

I reach her dorm at about 8:00, and she's sitting there with her parents.

"Mom, Dad...this is Matt...the great guy I was telling you about..."

[Junket]

Mathias' Great Adventure: Part IV!

"Mom, Dad...this is Matt...the great guy I was telling you about..."

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Smooth, real smooth.

[vashti]

I liked it better when I thought she was naked.

[Junket]

I liked it better when I thought she was naked.

What if I told you I was naked?

Right noooooow.

[King Zarathu]

What if I told you I was naked?

Right noooooow.

She would lust over your body for a negative amount of time, and then start thinking about me boning her.

Just kidding. Aegis really typed this.

[Junket]

She would lust over your body for a negative amount of time, and then start thinking about me boning her.

Just kidding. Aegis really typed this.

Aegis you cunt.

In any case, it wouldn't really matter who she thought she'd rather have boning her 'cause, I'd be doin' the bonin' anyway.

Actually.

That sounds dirty to me...

She's like old enough to be my mom.

[vashti]

If it makes you feel any better, I am equally disturbed. Besides, I am saving myself for George Clooney or Antonio Banderas. You know - someone old enough to be your father.

[Junket]

If it makes you feel any better, I am equally disturbed. Besides, I am saving myself for George Clooney or Antonio Banderas. You know - someone old enough to be your father.

Just to clarify, you're still hot for howeveroldyouare.

There's no denying that.

I would at least consider whackin' it to one of your photos.