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    Quote Originally Posted by Aegis View Post
    "Size doesn't matter." Can't you tell?
    Guys take this crap far too seriously.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aegis View Post
    Self-esteem is directly proportional to the size of your penis.
    Yeah, basically.

    I have too much self-esteem.

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    I have a penis.

    But I'm not black.

    So it's not big.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    Guys take this crap far too seriously.
    And girls take the size of their breast to seriously as well. You know how most girls are like here in SoCal Vashti when it comes to boobs.

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    I like my boobs, and I haven't had a boob job.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    I like my boobs, and I haven't had a boob job.
    I don't. Get a boob job.

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    Fake boobs. Eeew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    I like my boobs, and I haven't had a boob job.
    Good, I for the most part hate fake boobs. If a girl has fake boobs and there is no good reason (ie breast cancer), for them, I ain't asking the girl out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jurupa View Post
    Good, I for the most part hate fake boobs. If a girl has fake boobs and there is no good reason (ie breast cancer), for them, I ain't asking the girl out.

    You're so damned picky, you never ask anybody out anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    You're so damned picky, you never ask anybody out anyway.

    oooh!! SNAP!!
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Yeah, I hate fake tits too, but they're better than vashti's.

    OOOH!! SNAP!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    You're so damned picky, you never ask anybody out anyway.
    Actually I am not, and I have ask a couple of girls out, but with no luck (I seemed to be cursed). If you knew me and saw what girls I go after you would not call me picky. The reason why I hate girls with fake boobs is that most of them are insecure in their bodies and feel that if they put out fake advertisement that they will feel better and get more attention from guys. And before you go off on me I have talk to girls that have gotten fake boobs for this exact reason and girls who want fake boobs for this exact reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jurupa View Post
    Actually I am not, and I have ask a couple of girls out, but with no luck (I seemed to be cursed). If you knew me and saw what girls I go after you would not call me picky. The reason why I hate girls with fake boobs is that most of them are insecure in their bodies and feel that if they put out fake advertisement that they will feel better and get more attention from guys. And before you go off on me I have talk to girls that have gotten fake boobs for this exact reason and girls who want fake boobs for this exact reason.
    There's no need to justify your logic, buddy. When women bitch, it typically means you're right. If they're not bitching, you're right anyway.

    Just remember, you're a man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zarathu View Post
    There's no need to justify your logic, buddy. When women bitch, it typically means you're right. If they're not bitching, you're right anyway.

    Just remember, you're a man.
    Ya but it is fun to throw it in their face as it pisses them off more and learn that they are not right as nearly as much as they think they are. And yes I love pushing people's buttons as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zarathu View Post
    Yeah, I hate fake tits too, but they're better than vashti's.

    OOOH!! SNAP!!

    Shut up, virgin boy.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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