Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
(Why?)
'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
(Use index finger to call her over, then ask)
"do you always cum when you're fingered?"
True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
Nice Shoes. Wanna ****?
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Lindsey?
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22-03-07, 07:23 AM #1
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best pickup lines
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22-03-07, 10:00 AM #2
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haha those are funny.
'do you have a baby?' no. 'do you want one?'
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22-03-07, 10:44 AM #3
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Originally Posted by lilwing
i wonder if they will work on
Tiay lmao
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22-03-07, 11:20 AM #4
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it won't.
"i'm an artist" cool, so what kind of stuff do you do? "well i'd like to paint a picture of you naked"
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22-03-07, 11:44 AM #5
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Nice shirt you got there, but I bet it'd look even better wadded up on my bedroom floor.
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23-03-07, 12:00 AM #6
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Got any Irish in you?
Want some?Spammer Spanker
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23-03-07, 12:24 AM #7
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Heh. That's my favorite line. Everyone knows it, though.
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Originally Posted by Gigabitch
You have been very naughty! Go to my room!
Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
Do you sleep on your stomach?
No.
Can I?
Can I flirt with you?
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23-03-07, 03:08 AM #9
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Oh, I love this one! So funny! Originally Posted by gaddes
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23-03-07, 10:53 AM #10
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How about a math lesson?
Let's add you and me ...
Subtract your clothes ...
Divide your legs ...
and let's multiply ...
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23-03-07, 11:19 AM #11
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hey baby, the names claus. santa claus.
i need to take my sack of goodies to the toy-shop if you know what i mean.
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Wanna ****?
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those lines are pathetic and you will get a slap or walk off. Originally Posted by gaddes
Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
(Why?)
'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
(Use index finger to call her over, then ask)
"do you always cum when you're fingered?"
True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
Nice Shoes. Wanna ****?
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Lindsey?
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