ass-whiping techniques

[Taryn]

heh, this fight over vash is getting interesting. all the big boys are staking their claim.

i ask though, does vash "belong" to any of you?

[Gribble]

ugh, how many times do i have to say it. vashhhhh is MINE so you little boys need to get to steppin.

I don't mind that so long as I get to observe the spankings.

[Kiechi]

heh, this fight over vash is getting interesting. all the big boys are staking their claim.

i ask though, does vash "belong" to any of you?

Well she was originally Illusionals, but he run out of booze money and decided to sell her to Only_Virgins. But he got screwed over because Illusional falsely informed him that she was a Virgin. So OV was lumbered with a devirginized woman. He then thought "****, I gotta' get rid of her as fast as I can before anybody sees me with her", cos' that would like be the end of his Virgin rep. So he played Frasbee in a game of counterstrike for her in exchange for his virginity but OV lost and she become Frasbees property. Fras swapped her for a double whammy philly cheese steak with Tooxshort. But Tooxshort didn't really have no use for her so decided to flog her on Ebay. I then bought her for 6 dollars and 65 cents excluding p and p. Then Giga and sombra' decided they would try and kidnap her from my basement but obviously, lilwing and zarathu hax0red them with their leet skills and now I am currently talking to Gribble about a trade. Gribble is trying to trade me her for you. Whether you are really Gribbles property is another matter. I'm still debating whether I should take him up on the trade or not.

[Junket]

I'd swap Vash for a cheesesteak any day.

[Gribble]

I told you I'd trade you a pack of Winston's for her, Kiechi. I said nothin' about Taryn.

[Kiechi]

I told you I'd trade you a pack of Winston's for her, Kiechi. I said nothin' about Taryn.

Then I guess I'll just have to steal her from you. Muahaha.

[anachronistic]

I'd swap Vash for a cheesesteak any day.

I'd make Vashti cook me a cheesesteak.

[Gigabitch]

Maybe Vashti would make you into cheesesteak and feed you to Frasbee.

[anachronistic]

Maybe Vashti would make you into cheesesteak and feed you to Frasbee.

because i don't make into a cheesesteak. i make into chickenwing. kick'nwing haha

[vashti]

Screw all you boys. I'm sticking with 'sombra.

[anachronistic]

Screw all you boys. I'm sticking with 'sombra.

dike.


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[jurupa]

ugh, how many times do i have to say it. vashhhhh is MINE so you little boys need to get to steppin.

Little? I come right over there and pickup your ass up and carry you away, shorty.

Screw all you boys. I'm sticking with 'sombra.

Don't make me get out the duct tape............

[Only-virgins]

A thread about wiping shit, a shitty thread.

[Taryn]

A thread about wiping shit, a shitty thread.

Smartest comment i've heard all day

[boobaa]

A thread about ass wiping to vash spanking.... wtf, those rhyme quite well!