deepest,darkest,wildest,most erotic fantasy

[Converse]

Because me and my partner have planned it.

[C172H]

I see! Well, I hope you enjoy yourselves.

[Converse]

Thankyou!

[Miss hotty]

I've done it in a tent all i can say is make sure it's up right and the pins stay in the ground. Not done it in a wood

[LostNotFound]

is the whole shower thing overrated?

[Gigabitch]

is the whole shower thing overrated?

Do you mean bathing in general, or are you referring to that golden shower thread?

[LostNotFound]

^^

just sex in the shower no *golden showers* included

[Gigabitch]

Oh, then IMO, yes. Somebody usually ends up pressed against a cold tile wall, and it's usually me.

[Junket]

Damn Giga, I wish I could pull shit like that.

But my girlfriend is a bit too heavy for me to prop up!

[Gigabitch]

Damn Giga, I wish I could pull shit like that.

But my girlfriend is a bit too heavy for me to prop up!

You and she are close enough to the same height that no propping up should be necessary. Sex standing up would work really well with you two.

[Gribble]

I've always wanted to pick a girl up and pound her standing.

[LostNotFound]

to wear knee high killer boots, with a skimpy little skirt, him on a chair in a locked room. *winks*

[Chimeros0]

I would have the crappiest day of my life and come home,only to find that my G/F has left a note reading:"Dinners in the fridge,microwave it.".
I would then proceed to the fridge even more infuriated with my day.
I would open the fridge & find another note:"If your home after 7pm,I am asleep".
By now I would be so enraged I would kick the fridge & then proceed to the bedroom,only to find...

My G/F in a velvet slick number and a female sex slave for us to share!

Instant Hell to Cloud 9 in seconds...

[Junket]

I would have the crappiest day of my life and come home,only to find that my G/F has left a note reading:"Dinners in the fridge,microwave it.".
I would then proceed to the fridge even more infuriated with my day.
I would open the fridge & find another note:"If your home after 7pm,I am asleep".
By now I would be so enraged I would kick the fridge & then proceed to the bedroom,only to find...

My G/F in a velvet slick number and a female sex slave for us to share!

Instant Hell to Cloud 9 in seconds...

That's awesome if you can switch gears so easily.

Me?

I'd be so put out of the mood, I wouldn't even care.

I'd just shut the door grab my keys and get in my car.

EDIT: Yeah Gribble, poundin' a girl standin' up would be awesome.

I also like the idea of simply liftin' up a girl's skirt and puttin' it to her. I love the easy access of skirts.

[Gigabitch]

Don't forget to take off her stockings.