This is not my limmerick

[DoesntMatter]

First off, I would like to say that I did not write this limmerick! Somebody else did and I saw it on another site! However, it was very funny, so I'll post it here.

"There once was a fellow named Ray, who fashioned a cunt out of clay. But the heat of his prick, turned the clay into brick, and tore all his foreskin away."

[anachronistic]

that sounds like something a leprachaun would say.