I Am Pissssssssssssssed

[Illusional]

how old are you?? well i'm probably guessing that you're too old to cry about your own birthday? **** it, if no one wants to celebrate it with you, spend a couple 100 dollars on a bottle of liquor and drink the night away. **** everyone else.

raverboy

[DoesntMatter]

Siesta Key beach is the greatest beach in the world

[Steve2004]

i like the bikinis that have strings tied onthe sides. i bust a nut when i see a girl wearing those..

the only problem is girls are dumb enough to wear them to hotels and all the piggy guys in the pool try to untie them.

i wore one of those to the beach when i went about a month ago. It was my first year wearing one so i checked the ties every like five minutes.