Or I suppose you could reply with "fertilized" to let them know you're planning to get knocked up by a drunken one-night stand. That's a good way to get the guy to bugger off, isn't it?Originally Posted by EmoBlackBelt
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11-12-07, 04:29 AM #46
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your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
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And your hair is yellower than my piss after a six pack of beer.
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
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ooh! classy! ^^
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I was out with a mate last night who was using the line: "do you know that a circle is more powerful than the square, but a triangle is more powerful than a circle?"
The funny thing is he had a lot of success with it.Last edited by Charlie Boy II; 06-10-08 at 11:05 AM.
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How the hell did the girl respond to that one? Originally Posted by Charlie Boy II
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Like I said, they ate it up. They kept coming up and asking him what the big secret was, why was a triangle more powerful than a circle? He made out like it was some big secret, but of course there was no answer, because he'd just made it up.
But Henry has always been good at pulling that sort of thing off.
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Good ol' Henry.
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"Nice shoes, wanna ****?
"Why are you an atheist?"
"because I paid attention in science class."
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Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
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