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    Top 5 Tips, Part 2

    So, in this thread we learned how to please our man:

    but what did HE learn? Here are my Top 5 ways of keeping your girl happy:

    1. Focus: She is the only woman in the world. Got it? Good.

    2. Shiny stuff: You must provide lots and lots of shiny stuff for her. For some girls, the shiny stuff has to be computer hardware. For some, it's art. For some, it's actually jewelry. Figure out what she wants and give it to her.

    3. Pick up your effing dirty socks: You have no idea how far this will get you. Clean habits and personal hygiene are crucial if you want to date someone high up on the food chain.

    4. Bring home the bacon. Or the falafel. Or whatever. She doesn't want to support your lazy ass, so get out there and get a job.

    5. **** like an animal, eat like a gentleman, not the other way around.
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    Oh I love you Giga! Ive read those off to my husband and he's laughing is ass off!

    Dont think I can add to it, youve pretty much covered the basis!
    everything happens for a reason...beginning to wonder why.

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    lol, thank you giga! I'm still chuckling.

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    Sticky, please.

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    ....Kinda want a significant other, now. If only for a new laptop.

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    here's my top 5 tips for keeping a girl happy and shutting her up.

    1. dick

    2. dick

    3. dick

    4. dick

    5. dick

    where you want it to be inserted is completely up to you, but taking it in the mouth on occasion is good because with a stuffed mouth, that's less bitching that us men will have to listen to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional View Post
    here's my top 5 tips for keeping a girl happy and shutting her up.

    1. dick

    2. dick

    3. dick

    4. dick

    5. dick

    where you want it to be inserted is completely up to you, but taking it in the mouth on occasion is good because with a stuffed mouth, that's less bitching that us men will have to listen to.

    raverboy
    this pretty much does it for me.
    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.


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    Oh yea, the simplest and yet most complex of things, the male penis! Yet ANOTHER REASON FOR LIVING!
    everything happens for a reason...beginning to wonder why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirrley View Post
    Oh yea, the simplest and yet most complex of things, the male penis! Yet ANOTHER REASON FOR LIVING!
    There you go. Now I have an answer for that thread.
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    *takes a bow*

    see, i know what women want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional View Post
    *takes a bow*

    see, i know what women want.

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    Yeah. A vodka tonic. How many times to I have to tell you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional View Post
    here's my top 5 tips for keeping a girl happy and shutting her up.

    1. dick

    2. dick

    3. dick

    4. dick

    5. dick

    where you want it to be inserted is completely up to you, but taking it in the mouth on occasion is good because with a stuffed mouth, that's less bitching that us men will have to listen to.

    raverboy
    I tried this tactic on my ex, but it didn't work

    Was she broken?
    Don't cry, don't regret and don't blame
    Weak find the whip, willing find freedom
    Towards the sun, carry your name
    In warm hands you are given
    Ask the wind for the way
    Uncertainty's gone, your path will unravel
    Accept all as it is and do not blame
    God or the Devil
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mishanya View Post
    I tried this tactic on my ex, but it didn't work

    Was she broken?
    Hell, yes. From everything you've said about her, I can confirm that she was, indeed, broken.
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    **** like an animal???

    Depends....
    "You attract people by the qualities you display. You keep them by the qualities you possess"

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    Quote Originally Posted by nuevo View Post
    **** like an animal???

    Depends....
    Believe me, a gentleman in bed is booooooring!
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