female doctor + boner = wonderful combination

[anachronistic]

Not speaking from experience here, folks. But I have a checkup, coming up. I had a change of doctors, and my new doctor is a younger female... Last night, before I fell asleep, I was thinking, "Hey, what if I got a boner when she is examining it?!"

So I am just going to throw that thought out to other guys. What do you think? Has it happened to you?

[TheSphinx]

This actually happened to one of my friends, lil.

He said that his doctor removed a pen from her shirt pocket and promptly smacked his member, which quickly retreated, and the examination continued without further incident.

~Sphinx

[NeoSeminole]

the medical field numbs you to these sort of things. While you may see it as erotic, she will just be like "meh, another routine check up."

[anachronistic]

This actually happened to one of my friends, lil.

He said that his doctor removed a pen from her shirt pocket and promptly smacked his member, which quickly retreated, and the examination continued without further incident.

~Sphinx

If she prodded my wang with a pen, I'd back hand her with my jolly old member.

[gHEXjt]

If she prodded my wang with a pen, I'd back hand her with my jolly old member.

Leave her with the old mushroom tattoo, huh?

I've pondered this idea as well. I think I'd be embarrassed, though, if I were to pop wood in this scenario. Not for any good reason, just because my turning to the left and coughing while my nuts are squeezed just doesn't seem very erotic...

[Illusional]

this oddly sounds more like a fantasy rather than a, "has this happened" question.

raverboy

[vashti]

Trust me, it happens.

For the record, it is MUCH worse for everyone involved when a straight male pops a boner for a male nurse. Yes, this happens, too.

[Illusional]

since we are on the topic of things happening, when i was younger i would also go to my dentist and i swear, they always had the hottest assistance. being i wasn't even 18 yet, everyone in the college age group was basically my own jessica alba.

raverboy

[Only-virgins]

This actually happened to one of my friends, lil.

He said that his doctor removed a pen from her shirt pocket and promptly smacked his member, which quickly retreated, and the examination continued without further incident.

No way............

[anachronistic]

Trust me, it happens.

For the record, it is MUCH worse for everyone involved when a straight male pops a boner for a male nurse. Yes, this happens, too.

That made me cringe a little bit.

[Illusional]

That made me cringe a little bit.

sometimes, it's the truth that scares us the most.

raverboy

[misombra]

this thread is funny.

[DoesntMatter]

This has been one of my fears too because it would be so embarrassing. Especially considering erections appear for no reason at all sometimes, so there is always that chance. What I do in this situation is if I feel like there is the slightest chance of an erection about to appear I bite my hand or something hard.

Remember the swimming units in gym class? Less than a year ago I had to swim and some of those girls were pretty hot. You can't hide anything when you don't have a shirt on and you're just wearing swimming trunks. Luckily I had to take my glasses off for swimming and my vision is horrible, so everything was a blur and nothing embarrassing happened

[vashti]

If a male needs a urinary catheter put in, it is supposedly easier to do when he is semi-erect. When I get around to putting one in a male, I will hope he is a little hard.

[DoesntMatter]

When I get around to putting one in a male, I will hope he is a little hard.

NP vashti, just show him your boobies