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    oh my god super short tennis shorts on a 10

    Oh my god it was just amazing this girl that is easily a drop dead 10 that works where I work was wearing SUPER short tennis shorts and oh heaven I think I have never become hard that fast in my life from seeing a girl in short shorts. Oh man you women just have no idea how torturesome it is to see that to a guy and not be able to run over and get some ughhhhhh, oh man she was so insanley hot in these things, I mean danggggggggg I wanted to **** her so bad... oh its so hard on the inside to not be able to give into ur carnal cravings sometimes knowing tho that you have to +(
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    Oh.

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    that settles it.., have to go get my testosterone levels checked out.., need to start feeling like that..
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    Short shorts aren't the best fashion piece. It usually look horrific and too revealing for most people. The only ones who can wear them nice in my opinion are the girls with very toned and slim legs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lastwish View Post
    Short shorts aren't the best fashion piece. It usually look horrific and too revealing for most people. The only ones who can wear them nice in my opinion are the girls with very toned and slim legs.
    oh TRUST me that descirbes this girl dead-on lol, she is beyond gorgeous
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    Reach down, grab your balls, and go talk to her. Instead of just dreaming of getting in her pants, why not go talk to her and see what happens?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lastwish View Post
    Short shorts aren't the best fashion piece. It usually look horrific and too revealing for most people. The only ones who can wear them nice in my opinion are the girls with very toned and slim legs.
    I agree...cottage cheese legs aren't attractive.

    But the girls that can pull it off, it is torture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cain View Post
    Reach down, grab your balls, and go talk to her. Instead of just dreaming of getting in her pants, why not go talk to her and see what happens?
    I agree.., except for the grabbing your balls part.., no need to do that.., both literally or metaphorically..

    Austin.., just out of curiosity.., I just want to know how you would act or feel until the following situation.., try and really think about it.., and you don't have to answer on the forum if you don't want to.., you can just think about it.., in the privacy of your own mind.., but do give it some thought..

    Case I:

    - You're booking a trip to Italy.., and right next to you.., you see Mrs. February of Italian Playboy.., not the most perfect woman alive.., but I think we can agree that to some degree.., she's attractive..





    She's sitting right next to you.., just imagine that for a second.., your arms brushing against hers and the gray leather fabric of the airline seats.., it's hot summer weather down there in Italy.., and she's dressed for the occasion.., what is going through your mind? what do you want to do? why don't you do it? what do you think is holding you back? do you believe that the force(s) holding you back are rational and have any basis in reality? why?

    Case II:

    - Let's say you get invited to the Playboy mansion.., try and picture this.., you bump into Spike Lee while waiting for your slice of pizza.., you share a seat with him.., start talking.., he's a cool guy.., he likes you.., he gets your number.., he says he'll call you.., and he does.., now you're invited as his guest.., relaxing in the pool.., and the following girl comes up next to you..



    Let's make things a little easier.., let's say that Spike Lee knows her.., and he says.., "this is my friend Austin.., Austin.., this is Rose".., what's going through your mind now? as you find yourself in that situation.., how do you feel inside of you? what are all the things you're feeling? again.., why do you think you're feeling them? how would you like to feel? what would you like to be able to do? why aren't you?

    Case III:

    - You go to a bar.., party.., social gathering.., etc.., Heck.., you could be sitting at Starbucks.., Barnes & Nobles.., filling up your gas.., getting a routine check-up.., anything.., and you see someone who isn't a professional porn star or model.., you see someone who isn't perfect in every way (much like porn stars or models).., she may have a "perfect" butt.., or legs.., or breasts.., or hips.., or waist.., or tummy.., or face.., etc.., but she doesn't have a perfect EVERYTHING.., you know it.., and she more than knows it.., she would like to believe otherwise.., and perhaps guys come into her life.., making her focus on some part of her that is above average.., while ignoring the parts of her that are far from perfect.., let's assume the absolute worst case scenario.., even for not-so-attractive women in this example.., let's assume that her ego and idea of herself is over-inflated and over-validated.., inconsistent with the reality of things.. (in reality.., don't be so conservative.., egotistical women are uncommon.., self-conscious women are far more common.., they just have to put up a face and act as if they're secure and confident.., and end up overshooting it to the point where they "look" or "appear" to be egotistical.., they want to go out and feel great.., not "average".., don't let that throw you off.., don't let that make you think conservatively.., behind that performance of hers.., is a very self-conscious and self-critical individual.., and there's nothing wrong with that.., that's normal).., with that being said.., let's say you meet the following women in the same day..

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    [url]http://s272.photobucket.com/albums/jj163/ShadowOps73/Greek%20IIX/[/url]

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    [url]http://s272.photobucket.com/albums/jj163/ShadowOps73/Greek%20VI/[/url]

    [url]http://s272.photobucket.com/albums/jj163/ShadowOps73/Greek%20V/[/url]

    [url]http://s272.photobucket.com/albums/jj163/ShadowOps73/Russian%20III/[/url]

    [url]http://s272.photobucket.com/albums/jj163/ShadowOps73/India%20III/[/url]

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    First of all.., as you meet each of these women.., what is going through your mind.., what are you thinking as you first meet each girl? Which of these girls do you see yourself talking to? Really try and picture that for a second.., and as you do.., what is going through your mind as you're going up to her? Before you open up your mouth to say anything.., before you move a muscle.., what is going through your mind? What are you thinking? Or.., are you even thinking about anything at all? How do you feel? And how do you feel as you start talking to her now? Try and play this out a step further.., what do you say to start off the conversation? How naturally does it come out? How natural does it sound? After you start off with something vague and almost innocent.., harmless.., and meaningless.., how do you see the conversation developing? What are the two of you talking about? Why can't she help but stay there talking to you? Why can't she help but feel like she's just met someone great? And as this interaction is coming to an end.., and as you realize that you have to go.., what steps do you take to make sure you see each other again? Did you just ask for her number to see her "sometime".., or did the two of you agree on plans.., "day.., time.., place.., reason for going"? When you first started talking to her.., was getting her "number" or a "date" even on your mind? As you started talking to her.., what made you want to see her again? What made you want to ask her for her number? How do you feel now?

    As you're reading this.., take a moment.., and try and notice.., the change you feel.., now.., not just the sensation in your head.., or the realizations you've come to.., but how different your thinking is.., just by reading one post.., it's hard to believe.., incredible.., but that's how fast change can take place.., that's how more than possible change is.., and that change you feel now.., was caused by a single post.., but how such a small thing.., can have such a large impact.., and how this change.., can lead to all sorts of other changes from now on..

    You don't have to think about everything you're going to take away from this post.., just what's important to you.., but.., next time you find yourself in a situation where you see someone who isn't ugly.., and is less than perfect.., before you go up and talk to her.., just take a small moment.., maybe about 2 seconds.., to notice how differently you feel now

    Best,

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    wow long post lol thank for all the good info, and YEAH man that chick is PERFECT hah, I mean that woman meets my 10 standards heh I would certainly think she meets 95% of all other guys as well hopefully.

    On a larger side note, my real problem is this, ironically I am able to talk to women, especially women that I dont find particularly attractive. Like its so frustrating, I can easily and occasionally do walk up to random girls that I dont find attractive and talk/hang out with them sometimes, and I have no problem at all talking to them. Yet then literally 5 seconds later an 8 or above will catch my attention or start talking to me and I just loose all my prowess completley, I become nervous and shy. Now there have been a few times where I actually had done well in talking to some of these girls I found desirable, but I was so afraid of having to actually take them on a date and have to deal with all that stuff that I never asked them out, just was their friend.

    I really need to find a way like you say where I can just stop second guessing myself over and over again about what could or might happen, and stop being so nervous and just do it, but its hard for me to actually enact that advice in real time, when push comes to shove. I actually wish I was more blunderous to a certain degree, I over analyze situations when I should just act on impulse, its just hard for me cuzz thats how I have always been.
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    Hey look! There is a head coming out of that woman's ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    Hey look! There is a head coming out of that woman's ass.
    Or going in.

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    that guy has a good position
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    scorp... this chick looks kinda like roselyn sanchez. google her, cause you'll probably like her too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional View Post
    scorp... this chick looks kinda like roselyn sanchez. google her, cause you'll probably like her too.

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    No offense to taste.., taste isn't something that's right or wrong.., but Mrs. Sanchez looks like a bodybuilder-gone-model.., very masculine facial features and she has man-thighs.., I did try really hard though.., since you recommended her.., but I just couldn't see it.., thanks though raverboy..
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    it's ok... everyone's taste is different. she does have the john travolta chin cleft though.

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