Fresh Greenbeans are so much better..

[anachronistic]

Some people like vinegar and/or cheese on their potatoes. I honestly think that would make me throw up.

But how is it?

[Illusional]

my bottles water tastes nothing like bottled water because i bottle mines from the tap.

raverboy

[Aegis]

lol...can everyone see the post I deleted? he's referencing that...so...he's not so completely hammered that he's making things up.

[Illusional]

well i think that everyone can see the reason that you wrote when you deleted your post...

i'm not a nosey member you know.

raverboy

[shh!]

Some people like vinegar and/or cheese on their potatoes. I honestly think that would make me throw up.

But how is it?

Germans use vinegar in their potato salad. Personally, I like the mayo version better.

[Aegis]

I didn't know if all users could see the reason for post deletion or not...apparently everyone can?

I'm like the worst secret police that ever existed.

[shh!]

WTF are you talking about, Aegis?

[Aegis]

Okay, see, now, I'm really freaking confused.

I'm gonna resolve all these questions later.

[shh!]

Step away from the crack pipe, my friend.

[Aegis]

I think I really want some drugs that keep me up all night and all day and all night and...

Cocaine or amphetamines or something? Where's DM?

[shh!]

How about coffee?

[Aegis]

It's not working anymore

[shh!]

Maybe you just need some sleep, then.

[Aegis]

Oh yeah, since this is a really important thread and all, I may as well toss my personal scheming & refuse into it.

So I've been to this local bar a couple times (I take my work with me and just do some at a table while getting smashed)...and I always sit at this one section and this particular hottie is always working that section. The last time I was there, she was acting uncharacteristically friendly to me. I would have found out then, but I was so drunk I could barely walk straight by the time I was leaving...I knew the best thing to do at that point was to just go home. Uhh...any good lines to figure this out this time around?

I'm a fairly generous tipper though, so I'm thinking 1) she was probably being nice for the tip she knows she can expect from me, 2) as hot as she is, she's probably got a boyfriend.

So Love Forum, shower me in your brilliant advice with a clever line that will net me this catch.

[shh!]

Tell her you know she gets hit on all the time, so you don't want to hit on her while she's working, and then ask her under what circumstances she suggests you DO try hitting on her.