What Annoyed you today

[Kromat]

Receiving an e-mail from that russian girl, being mad at me because I won't send her money and was the only hope for her to come to canada.
We have been talking for a month now, and I didn't mind it until she mentioned there was an emergency.

I am not going to give someone that I've only known for 1 month any money, or better yet in a different country through western union.

P.S. This was the first letter I read after being away on a polish catholic pilgramage from Aug.4-Aug.10 .

[Charlie Boy II]

Who would have thought a Russian girl you met over the internet would start asking you for money?

[anachronistic]

This doesn't really annoy me, but rather it freaks me out...

There is a LIZARD in my bathroom, trapped under a box. My husband is out of town, and I don't want to touch it but I am home alone. AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Whatever will I do???

Do you think the fire station would come out to pick up a lizard?

god you're such a girl! grab it bail the tail and put it outside.

[shh!]

Thanks for responding. I just can't touch it. It is slimy. It may be under that box for the rest ofthe week. Do you think it will live?

[anachronistic]

it's slimy? is it amphibious? don't you have a condom or a rubber glove you can wrap around your hand?

it might live. depends on what kind of lizard it is.

[shh!]

Maybe slimy isn't the right word... it's scaly. I'm not touching it. I touch lots of disgusting things, but crawly things aren't one of them.

[anachronistic]

well i hope it doesn't die and leave your bathroom with a steamy cloud of miasma.

[IndiReloaded]

This doesn't really annoy me, but rather it freaks me out...

There is a LIZARD in my bathroom, trapped under a box. My husband is out of town, and I don't want to touch it but I am home alone. AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Whatever will I do???

Do you think the fire station would come out to pick up a lizard?

Slide a heavy sheet of cardboard or thick paper (like a collapsed cereal box) underneath. Then you can safely flip it over & take it back outside. Leave your door open first, tho, as you will need both hands to hold the box & your makeshift lid.

[shh!]

Oh my god!! There's TWO of them!!!

[anachronistic]

there's probably a ton of them living in the foundation

[shh!]

There may well be... we live near a river, and we see them every summer. We had one stalking my son when he was little one year, but usually they are in the garage or outside. Anyway, one of the little fcukers ran under the baseboards on the wall, so I got a shovel to hit it with, and tore off the baseboard, but it's not there...

UUGGHH!! I am goig to wake up in the middle of the night with it sitting on my chest!

[anachronistic]

lol it's going to lay eggs in your ear... or crawl into your vagina

[starbuck]

A lizard I could deal with because lizards are kind of cute. I found a HUGE centipede in the bathtub last night and almost peed my pants.

It was like the cloverfield monster.

See, we girls do need you guys for something.

[anachronistic]

was it this big?

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CL2hetqpfg"]YouTube - Giant centipede eating mouse.[/ame]

[Kromat]

Who would have thought a Russian girl you met over the internet would start asking you for money?

She messaged me from lavalife and we've talked for about one month now and she needs the money for her visa, but I haven't met her yet, so I don't trust her enough to give her money.
She said that she didn't want any money from me, and then at the last minute telling me I'm the only one she trusts, which is pretty bull since her family or friends won't lend her the amount she needs.

It happens, but I don't want to get myself into trouble, so I told her that I wouldn't accept the offer.