What you enjoyed today

[Gigabitch]

Barney for you, 24/7.

[misombra]

oh fuk no.

actually we don't even have a tv so i don't know how they're gonna catch all that stuff.

[IndiReloaded]

oh fuk no.

actually we don't even have a tv so i don't know how they're gonna catch all that stuff.

My guy survives just fine w/o television, M. Don't you worry.

DVDs tho, those are good. Here for a boy:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jKmIhPkKJo"]YouTube - Home Video: Mighty Machines Theme Song[/ame]

(and the inspiration for this^)

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO1GsOPI9XI&feature=related"]YouTube - Mighty Machines[/ame]

[misombra]

my kid is gonna have to deal with queen and tupac on youtube lol.

[IndiReloaded]

Bill Nye the science guy, National Geographic, Eyewitness series, The Magic School Bus (great for younger kids).

[DoesntMatter]

Ending the week. Ending the lectures, ending the lab courses, ending the research lab work, and finishing an evil homework assignment so that tonight I can troll

[misombra]

we were just talking about bill nye the science guy. i loved that show!

[IndiReloaded]

One of my favourite Stargate episodes. Poking fun at physicists and Bill Nye.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=912AnXzSbMw&feature=related"]YouTube - S05E16 Brain Storm {Part 4}[/ame]

[Junket]

Offices are so outdated.

[MVPlaya]

Giga, have you seen the car Matsuka drives yet?

Best Matsuka moment so far.

[Lipp]

So after covering 3 days at uni with only 5 hours of sleep (2 all-nighters) I finally presented yesterday afternoon, I was quite tired so I botched it time-wise (5 minutes to present a semester's work is a ****ing joke) but the presentation sheets were so clear that they say that it didn't matter. They didn't really say much though, so Ill see if I can present to the subject coordinator (who slammed my previous design), but I enjoyed it all now just because it's freakin' over with.

And the office building presentation the week before that was aced, so that subject's covered.

[IndiReloaded]

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9."

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade"

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants."

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.

[ecojeanne]

i became an aunt for the second time today to a healthy boy. haven't seen him yet coz he's in canada, but am looking forward to the pics!

[IndiReloaded]

California Driving Test Answers


The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (read at Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?
A: Always wear a condom.

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too s**t faced to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light
and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be a ****head all day long.

[MVPlaya]

CA DOT doesn't have a driving school and the exam is multiple choice.