Interview the person below you...

[Mish]

Guitar

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

[anachronistic]

Guitar

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

Developing inventions and crazy shit that I never went to school for.

Tiger or cheetah?

[misombra]

living out in the mountains by a lake somewhere up north.

deep question man. so deep.

what do you want people to say about you at your funeral?

[misombra]

yaaaaaaaaaargh! too fast.

i don't know. tigers are cool. cheetahs are fast.

that's also a deep question. lol

[shh!]

living out in the mountains by a lake somewhere up north.

deep question man. so deep.

what do you want people to say about you at your funeral?

Funny you should ask, because I just told my sister I want my siblings to drape themselves across my casket and sob loudly. If they said they wanted to die with me, I be really pleased. (Not enough drama during my life, so I want a lot when I die.)

Cremation or burial?

[Gribble]

Cremation. I'm disgusted by the way we mutilate our dead and put them up on display. Throw me in an oven and then dump the ashes in the garbage. Thanks.

If you had a free ticket on the first commercial space flight would you go despite the danger?

[misombra]

i think i want to be mummified.

what about you?

[misombra]

i don't think i would go. i love earth. i'd rather look from a telescope or something. check out some hubble pictures.

[anachronistic]

I want to be encrusted in gold, with a hardon. And then I want humans to make sacrificial offerings to me by giving my golden dick a blowjob.

If you had a 2 foot long dick, how would you stuff it into your pants every morning when you're getting ready for work?

[Only-virgins]

If you had a 2 foot long dick, how would you stuff it into your pants every morning when you're getting ready for work?

If? The way I do it is I wear whitey tighties.

If you got to get rid of the world of only one of these emotions which would it be? Hate or Greed.

[Mish]

Hate

What would you do if you were a president of your country?

[anachronistic]

Get rid of the democracy/republic crap, get rid of the ridiculous idea of presidency, install a new form of government, separate church from state, shit like that. I'd eliminate all the terrorists in the Middle East and help them finish establishing a decent government, whatever government they would like to set up, pull the troops out and start fixing problems I see with America. First of all, I'd make the primary language English, then I would establish new energy laws, and utilize universal health care. I'd take all the prisoners in America that are sentenced to life in prison and all that, and I would put them on a cheaply crafted space shuttle, and ship their asses to Mars. I'd make drugs, prostitution, and firearms legal and regulated, and the education system would be a hell of a lot different. I'd pay the homeless to build shelter for themselves (regulated of course) to help give them a fresh start. I'd make Linux the primary operating system in the US. Gas prices wouldn't lower any, but I would use the tax money to actually help solve problems in America.

That's a very poorly thought out description, typed up on a whim. But mostly correct as to what I would do, in a nut shell anyway.


If you found out the world was some sort of stage, some sort of game, being played on you; everyone you ever knew lied to you. The food you ate was not the real thing. And it was all an experiment to see how you would respond to it all. And you discovered this on your own, and that they were going to kill you as soon as it were all finished. How would you feel? What would you do? For real, no bullshit answers.