Interview the person below you...

[King Zarathu]

Four to five times per day.

How often do you have sex?

[Junket]

I don't. I use my left, and I'm right-handed.

How often do you masturbate?

I binge on masturbation.

I may go a week without even thinkin' about my wank, but then I'll jerk off 3 days in a row. I almost never jerk off more than once in a single day.

[Mathias]

Four to five times per day.

How often do you have sex?

In my past relationship, about twice a week. Now, I've had sex...well, once.

Fuuuck.

What's your favorite TV show?

[vashti]

In my past relationship, about twice a week. Now, I've had sex...well, once.

Fuuuck.

What's your favorite TV show?

I only rarely watch TV, but when it is in season, I like the Sopranos.

What 3 things would you take with you to a desert island?

[King Zarathu]

What 3 things would you take with you to a desert island?

My computer (including internet)

A lethal weapon (be it a knife, gun, whatever)

Vashti (to use the lethal weapon on)


What is your ideal date?

[vashti]

Ideal dates consist mainly of good chemistry and lots of soulful eye contact. It doesn't much matter what you are doing, but dancing is very conducive.

Do you like tattoos? What kind do you have/would you like to have?

[Junket]

Ideal dates consist mainly of good chemistry and lots of soulful eye contact. It doesn't much matter what you are doing, but dancing is very conducive.

Do you like tattoos? What kind do you have/would you like to have?

I'd like to get one, and I almost got one in Key West, but Amy talked me out of it.

You see my avatar?

That's a swastika I designed.

I was gonna get one like that on my shoulder, or maybe one with more curves because I didn't think angular symbols looked well on the body.

But yeah, I settled for a henna to try it on.

I really liked it too...

How did you learn about the birds and the bees?

[Gigabitch]

From my friends, in Jr. High.

What is your biggest regret?

[Mathias]

My father just sat me down one day and said, "this is how it works".

How would you most like to be asked out?

[Mathias]

From my friends, in Jr. High.

What is your biggest regret?

My biggest regret is that you aren't answering my AIM message.

Now, my question still stands.

How would you most like to be asked out (in general)?

[Gigabitch]

In a completely NEW way. Think something up, for God's sake.

What's your favorite romantic movie?

[Mathias]

In a completely NEW way. Think something up, for God's sake.

What's your favorite romantic movie?

My Best Friend's Wedding, and it's not close.

What's your favorite action movie?

[King Zarathu]

What's your favorite action movie?

FIGHT CLUB!


What's your favorite position in bed?

[Mathias]

FIGHT CLUB!


What's your favorite position in bed?

Reverse Cowboy.

What's your favorite place to have sex?

[King Zarathu]

Reverse Cowboy.

What's your favorite place to have sex?

On the dryer or on her bed (not mine, necessarily).


Describe an embarrassing moment.