Quick! I need an economic, light-weight yet sturdy beer-pong table design!

[Aegis]

I need to have it pieced together by like 9pm. I was thinking 2 card tables, but ideally it'll be very close to 4' tall. 4'x8' pieces of plywood are out of the question...too bulky, not collapsible enough.

Stools, tables, makeshift tables, something to catch the beer with (I no longer want to trash my apartment, lol)...any ideas you might have!

[anachronistic]

Stop sign.

[Aegis]

Stop signs are the only signs I ever refused to tear down; you're messing with peoples' lives if you do.

[anachronistic]

Nah, you just have to know which ones to take down.