Would you go nude on a nude beach?

[starbuck]

Personally I'm not sure that I could. Maybe if it were a remote enough place and I had enough drinks in me.

[DoesntMatter]

If I knew I couldn't get an erection I would. However, I can almost guarantee I would be poking out eyes left and right. Still, I would like to sometime. Especially if starbuck was there

[Charlie Boy II]

Kristin and I went to a nude beach by accident last year. We were on a surfing/camping road trip and we walked down this long winding bush track to get to it. There were just a few nudists there so Kristin and I kept our clothes on and just laid out our towels in a corner away from everyone. Then we were kind of making out, nothing pornographic or anything but getting a little bit hot and heavy and I look over and there's a guy beating off in the bushes!! I yelled some abuse and threw a rock at him and he disappeared into the undergrowth like some kind of perverted hobbit. After that we got out stuff and stormed off the beach. As we got back to the track we saw another couple, middle-aged, completely naked having sex in plain view. After that experience we both swore never to go to another nudist beach again. I'm sorry but nudists are perverted f-cks. I hate them.

[DoesntMatter]

I yelled some abuse and threw a rock at him and he disappeared into the undergrowth like some kind of perverted hobbit.

lmao.... that description could not have been any funnier

[starbuck]

Seriously...Hahaha...I bust a gut.

Perv beach! *Cue Jaws theme*

[Cain]

Nope.

Especially if I was with my gf. I'm not fond of other guys seeing my girl naked. :o

[lesa]

If I knew I couldn't get an erection I would. However, I can almost guarantee I would be poking out eyes left and right. Still, I would like to sometime. Especially if starbuck was there

I 'heard' there is a pill that you take in order to prevent erections to enter some nudist resorts. I have no clue what kind of pill this could be but I was told it was required or you cannot enter. Not sure if it's true. I am sure the nude beach have no rule like that.

[lesa]

Kristin and I went to a nude beach by accident last year. We were on a surfing/camping road trip and we walked down this long winding bush track to get to it. There were just a few nudists there so Kristin and I kept our clothes on and just laid out our towels in a corner away from everyone. Then we were kind of making out, nothing pornographic or anything but getting a little bit hot and heavy and I look over and there's a guy beating off in the bushes!! I yelled some abuse and threw a rock at him and he disappeared into the undergrowth like some kind of perverted hobbit. After that we got out stuff and stormed off the beach. As we got back to the track we saw another couple, middle-aged, completely naked having sex in plain view. After that experience we both swore never to go to another nudist beach again. I'm sorry but nudists are perverted f-cks. I hate them.

Ewww, I really do think many, if not most, nudist are perverts!

[Gribble]

When I was about fifteen or so my friends and I decided to take time away from vandalizing abandoned property with sledgehammers to visit a nearby nude beach.

The sands were blanketed with naked middle-aged men. I did not see one female. It was traumatizing.

I doubt very much, DM, that you'd be sporting a boner. At least, I hope not.

[DoesntMatter]

I doubt very much, DM, that you'd be sporting a boner. At least, I hope not.

I probably would, seeing as I am perpetually horny

[IndiReloaded]

The sands were blanketed with naked middle-aged men. I did not see one female. It was traumatizing.

+1

And many of those with bodies that really shouldn't be exposed to the public breeze, IMO. Bull elephant seals comes immediately to mind.

I've been to several nude beaches & this was always my experience^. I never went nude b/c I was either passing thru or the one time we stayed at one I was 5 months pregnant. I wouldn't really care about lying around naked (these things matter less as you get older), but I agree w/Grib, I thought it was mostly for pervs.

Besides, I can lay on my own back deck in the nude in private, so why should I bother travelling to a public beach to get a full body tan?

[Gribble]

Besides, I can lay on my own back deck in the nude in private, so why should I bother travelling to a public beach to get a full body tan?

So I can take pictures from the bushes. Duh!

[Gigabitch]

I've gone nude on beaches plenty, but never here in the continental US.

[IndiReloaded]

Geezus Christ you're actually alive. So, how goes the wedding prep? How's G-girl?

[IndiReloaded]

So I can take pictures from the bushes. Duh!

Whatever floats your boat, Grib. If you're that interested, mbe I should PM you some, save you the plane trip. But somehow, I seriously doubt you'd find my almost-40 year old ass all that interesting.