I wanna put it in her butt all day-

[Junket]

But she won't let me.

Woe is me.

[IndiReloaded]

Ask her nicely. Very nicely. Lots of alcohol first will help.

But, aren't you new to Door #1? Why are you even thinking of Door #2 already?

[Charlie Boy II]

what about a finger? would you settle for that?

[misombra]

i'm gonna write a song.

it'll be called i wanna put it in your butt all day.

[Gribble]

Next time you're about to bump uglies with her you should "accidentally" miss.

[Junket]

I was thinking about door #2 more than I had been door #1 even before we did the deed.

The only porn I even bother with anymore is anal.

[Junket]

Actually, I've accidentally missed (legitimately), on a few occasions, but she's always been quick to fix that.

[misombra]

you're a butt lover.

[anachronistic]

Ask her nicely. Very nicely. Lots of alcohol first will help.

But, aren't you new to Door #1? Why are you even thinking of Door #2 already?

Do NOT *ever* use alcohol in this manner. That is VERY irresponsible.


If you're really curious about her, ask her about it sometime, preferably when you are not in bed, or eating. Bring it up casually while you're watching TV, or something. You mentioned a few times that you've read up quite a bit on sex. Assuming you read a bit on anal sex, you could tell her about all the wonderful sensations she would get out of it. Make it seem like you are not only interested in giving anal foreplay, but receiving too. That will make her feel a little comfortable about it all.

She is probably going to get very annoyed if you keep asking her. So ask sparingly. It's kind of like when you ask your boss for a raise; ask for it in the right moments. Make sure she is having a good day and be very nice to her.

And just a gentle reminder, you should start with foreplay. Don't just ask if you can have anal sex, I don't care how small your penis is. Tell her you are curious about the things you have read. She won't be ready for anal sex until you can stuff 3 lubed fingers into her has and it feels good, if you'd pardon the pun.

People say astroglide is good for anal sex, but I beg to differ. The amount of water in the anus seems to quickly absorb astroglide. I'm assuming the same would happen for any kind of water-based lube. The thicker the better though.

Also, it would help me give you better conversational advice if you tell me what about it, she does not like. Is she a germaphobe? Does she think it would be painful (it really isn't if you do it right... in fact it feels good)?

[IndiReloaded]

You're not gonna tell us next you want her to dump on your chest first, are you Fras?

Do NOT *ever* use alcohol in this manner. That is VERY irresponsible.

LW, is right Fras. Use pot instead, it will relax her more & it will feel better.

[Gribble]

Tongue in cheek, lilwang, tongue in cheek.

[IndiReloaded]

Tongue in cheek, lilwang, tongue in cheek.

Tho I *was* serious about the asking nicely part. You just never know...

Seriously, Fras. Doggie style works (Door #1, just to be clear).

[anachronistic]

You guys are ****ing retarded.

[IndiReloaded]

Oh, like you didn't laugh, LW.

Anyway, Fras & Ames are in a relationship, not dating, LW. So what's wrong w/a bottle of grog between them to help things along?

I'm not condoning they get shit-faced, of course. Just a bit... happy.

[Junket]

I don't drink, and she doesn't like to get shitfaced.

'Wing, come on man, your lack of confidence in me is offensive.

I'm biding my time, I'll get in there eventually, I was just bitchin' about it because I'm particularly in the mood to do it now.