The Bet

[starbuck]

Well seeing as you ARE a contestant I suggest you put your mind to other things.

Shit, did I get entered by default?

[Charlie Boy II]

Yes. And you're the only female representative so far so you have to do it. You're our Elaine. Otherwise it's all just a bit all-boys boarding school for me.

[starbuck]

Ok, I'll bite. Let's see? My normal wanking schedule: When single and relaxed, it is a couple times a week with one or two wanks on each weekend day.

Of course this all depends on how stressed I am or how many plans I've made. If I'm out with my girlfriends on a given night, or I'm super stressed, I'll just sleep instead.

Am I a wank-aholic?

[1averagejoe]

Ok, I'll bite. Let's see? My normal wanking schedule: When single and relaxed, it is a couple times a week with one or two wanks on each weekend day.

Of course this all depends on how stressed I am or how many plans I've made. If I'm out with my girlfriends on a given night, or I'm super stressed, I'll just sleep instead.

Am I a wank-aholic?

Let's get disqualified together.

[starbuck]

Let's get disqualified together.

Heheh, trust me, I'm about to. All this posting about sex. I just realized I forgot all about my laundry which is what I was doing before I logged onto LF.

[Cain]

Is there a prize for winning?

[1averagejoe]

Is there a prize for winning?

KY lube, because you're going to need it to beat out all that backed up cum.

[anachronistic]

Is there a prize for winning?

I'm sure the trophy is a big golden phallus, mounted on a marble plaque. You know you want it!

If the winner is a girl, I will refer to them as DJ Diddles from now on.

[starbuck]

If the winner is a girl, I will refer to them as DJ Diddles from now on.

Gee, I really want to win now.

[Junket]

it's funny that you've posted this, just yesterday i wrote a story about this for women that i was gonna post but then thought women are sometimes quite conservative on here.....i can't join in....i'm off to satisfy myself now

I seriously don't know how you've gotten this impression, I've discussed sex in full detail with virtually every female regular here.

[starbuck]

I seriously don't know how you've gotten this impression, I've discussed sex in full detail with virtually every female regular here.

That "women regulars are conservative" comment made me scratch my head, too. Lesa practically wrote an erotic novel in one post a while back.

[Charlie Boy II]

Eco's a bit dim.

[blackzj52]

oh jeez. once a week?
dang like once a day.. well actually its been about 4 days for me.. im built up. time to bust a nut
actually i dont do it everyday.
maybe like every other or every 3 days

im going to osu tomorrow and get the feeling im not gonna have as much privacy anymore. so what the hell im in.
when does this start.
sad part is i might forget about this and do it lol. or find some chick at a party

[Cain]

oh jeez. once a week?
dang like once a day.. well actually its been about 4 days for me.. im built up. time to bust a nut
actually i dont do it everyday.
maybe like every other or every 2 days

im going to osu tomorrow and get the feeling im not gonna have as much privacy anymore. so what the hell im in.
when does this start.
sad part is i might forget about this and do it lol. or find some chick at a party

Every other day is every two days.

[GrkScorp]

Grk could beat a catholic nun if he wanted to.

Haha!

That reminds me of the 4 female types..

The prude: (Externally & Internally afraid of intimacy)

The catholic school girl: (Externally afraid of intimacy, Internally sexual)

The tease: (Externally sexual, Internally afraid of intimacy)

The vixen: (Externally & Internally sexual)

**Note: The type that is most appealing for women to consider themselves as is the "tease".. For obvious reasons..

Grk, how?

I've talked to my brother and friends about their masturbation patters.., most of them say the same thing.. It's not really something they do when they're "horny".., but most of the time.., there's just nothing else to do.., so they start watching some porn and start to jerk off..

If I try and do that.., my arm would fall off or get a cramp before I'd be anywhere close to finishing.. If I'm not in the mood.., it just doesn't happen.. So.., once in a blue moon.., I really will be in the mood.. But I'm not like Ben.., I don't dress up and go out on the hunt just because I'm in the mood.. I do realize it's just an urge.. So when it happens.., I first call up Carla and Maria and see what they're up to.., if it's a no-go.. I consult Google.. find something.., doesn't have to be much.., and get it over with.., usually in under 10 minutes..

Low libido.., R.E..., and the availability of sex don't do wonders for anyone's sex drive.. plus.., for the present moment.., a whole bunch of other things take priority..