The Bet

[misombra]

oh so it's single people. sorry. i guess i didn't read all the rules. what about neo?

[Charlie Boy II]

Well I suppose someone with a partner could enter if they wanted to. I just thought they might have hard time explaining to their significant other that they can't have sex at the moment because they're in the middle of an abstinence bet with some of their internet friends.

I haven't heard from Neo. OV should be in it, but he loves his hand too much.

[boobaa]

Less than 16 hours out from the big event, here's the final Competition Form Guide

Oh, I see I am nobody then. Thanks alot

[misombra]

this competition is fierce.

[misombra]

go booboo! go booboo!


(i stickied it.)

[Charlie Boy II]

Nothing personal Booba, but to qualify you need to have a well established wanking pattern of at least one wanking event a week. You're just not a big enough wanker. That's why Scorp got knocked back as well.

Edit: Well Scorp is a massive wanker actually, just not the right kind of wanker for our competition.

[misombra]

can i put the list of competitors in your first post?

[Charlie Boy II]

Sure! That's a capital idea.

[boobaa]

Nothing personal Booba, but to qualify you need to have a well established wanking pattern of at least one wanking event a week. You're just not a big enough wanker. That's why Scorp got knocked back as well.

What?

Are you trying to make me wank more???

I have been having this competition with myself.

[Charlie Boy II]

You're just in a different class Booba. Everyone in the current field wanks at least several times a week. So we're all starting from a roughly similar footing. Even the women. You on the other hand haven't wanked for a fortnight and didn't even notice. I have never in my entire life gone anywhere near a fortnight without masturbating. So you see? We're sprinters, you are an endurance athlete.

Why don't you and Scorp go head to head in a marathon event? See who can go without wanking for six months?

[Cain]

If anyone lasts longer than a month, I'm going to lose.

[Charlie Boy II]

gerbils av is already crossed out. it's confusing. just saying.

Yeah I thought of that but then I thought it might be confusing with all the new avatars. But f-ck it, it looks stupid. I know he loves Rocky so I'll give him a rocky Av. He'll be happy with that.

[Gribble]

I fully intend to jerk it the minute the competition officially starts.

[misombra]

my bet is on aj. he rides his bike and all that and gets all that energy out.

i say either cain or charlieboy pop first because they have recent sex memories.

[boobaa]

Why don't you and Scorp go head to head in a marathon event? See who can go without wanking for six months?

Dude, I am not an impo. 6 months is a long time.