Have sex...it's healthy!

[starbuck]

An interesting article on all the physical benefits of having sex. Here are some snippets:

[URL="http://news.softpedia.com/news/Why-Having-Sex-20-Good-Health-Reasons-71825.shtml"]http://news.softpedia.com/news/Why-Having-Sex-20-Good-Health-Reasons-71825.shtml[/URL]

"Long term researches showed that regular basis sex increases the humans' lifespan. For the same age and health, those who had orgasms more frequently had half the death rate of men who did not have such frequent orgasms. This could be due to the plummeting stress hormones, reaction that installs after we have sex. Frequent orgasms (about 100 per year) have been linked to an increase of 3-8 years in a person's lifespan and a decrease of death risk of 50%."

"Sex fights cancer! Various researches have shown that a high ejaculation frequency and sexual activity are linked to a lower risk of prostate cancer later in life. A study found out that men who ejaculated 13 to 20 times monthly presented a 14% lower risk of prostate cancer than men who ejaculated on average, between 4 and 7 times monthly for most of their adult life. Those ejaculating over 21 times a month presented a 33% decreased risk of developing prostate cancer than the baseline."

"Researches found that sexually active women have a lower risk of developing breast cancer."

This article was a hoot. My favorite part is where he breaks down how many calories one burns during various sexual practices:

"Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 192 Calories"

My only gripe is that he doesn't link to any of the studies.

[anachronistic]

So in a way, this little competition you guys were having was kind of suicidal!

Hurrah!

[anachronistic]

Okay.... seriously....

Mother Teresa????

[Junket]

Who's going to try to argue that sex isn't good for you?

Everyone is always looking for an excuse to f*ck more.

[starbuck]

This part of the article made me chuckle:

"POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories"

[anachronistic]

What about putting your clothes back on and walking back home? HAHAHAHAHAHA


No seriously?

[GrkScorp]

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly................................. 32 Calories
In a hurry............................. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories

[anachronistic]

With other people waiting to use the gas station bathroom.... 20 calories

[starbuck]

I'm going to speculate some others that are specific to Love Forum:

Masturbation with pinky finger...........................................3 45 Calories
Eating out a stipper........................................... .........573 Calories
Sex on a flat bed truck in a cornfield..................................2392 Calories
Sex while driving........................................... ............2374 Calories
Coitus with a cucumber.......................................... ........8394 Calories
Stressing out over pregnancy after ejaculating everywhere else but in her vagina........3943793 Calories
Masturbating after abstaining for a month to win The Bet.................23098240984340 Calories

[Junket]

We didn't even have sex on the flatbed.

We f*cked in the tiny cab.

[starbuck]

We didn't even have sex on the flatbed.

We f*cked in the tiny cab.

Oops, my bad. Ok, I amended it. I also added more calories cause you were probably all scrunched up and therefore using more muscles.

Sex in a tiny cab of a truck in a cornfield......................................... ......3392 Calories

[Only-virgins]

Does this include masturbation?

[1averagejoe]

Perfect way to pick up chicks:


"Hey did you know, researches found that sexually active women have a lower risk of developing breast cancer. Together we can fight breast cancer..."

I need a good ****ing.

[Dasein]

"But too much sex, can also be harmful: more than thrice a week it can weaken the immune system, making us vulnerable to infections..."

Infections? What like Chlamydia?

[starbuck]

"But too much sex, can also be harmful: more than thrice a week it can weaken the immune system, making us vulnerable to infections..."

Infections? What like Chlamydia?

I think at the end of the article the writer mentions STDs. I'm not sure how too much sex weakens the immune system though.

The article seems to be very tongue-in-cheek. So I'm hoping all the facts are straight. But who knows...this is the internet after all.