the bible code.....hoax?

[ecojeanne]

The bible was written thousands of years ago.

Multiple scientists and mathematicians are researching the bible code as I write this.

Yitzhak Rabin’s assassination was predicted before it happened from the code.

Isaac Newton dedicated over half his life trying to decode the bible.

The method of decoding is called ELS (equal letter skips)

The word 'Torah' was found to be encoded in the first passage of the bible.

In 1994 'Statistical science' was published revealing the codes in the bible for scientists to read.

The scientists who read the book and then researched the findings found that spellings were different and so were very skeptical and some also proved that the code could be found in the book 'War and peace'.

Years of research and updated computer technology have enabled more concise studies to try to prove the bible code by the researching mathematicians and scientists.

Experiments have become less and less subject to manipulation due to the better technology. The researchers have proved that the 9/11 disaster was encoded. The skeptic scientists have yet to disprove this.

The skeptic scientists are satisfied that it's a hoax because they decoded the assassination of jfk in various random books.

Wild hoax?

or

True?

EDIT: what do you personally believe? and what would you like or prefer to believe? if there is a difference.

[DoesntMatter]

The Bible is a template for how to live and be happy, not a math puzzle

[boobaa]

Bible is just a bunch of myths from different cultures put together into one big myth. And there is no code. Pick up any book, you'll find code there too.

You select out a few parts of Bible and you got yourself a good fundamental religion which emposes guilt on people. Its easy to manipulate people when they feel guilty. You could throw all kinds of things at them, they'd think its Gods work, get more guilty and become slaves.

[NeoSeminole]

[Only-virgins]

The Bible is a template for how to live and be happy

I agree, especially the part that tells us to treat women like shit or the part that keeps people up at night telling them they will burn in eternal flames if they take their neighbors lawnmower for 5 minutes with out asking.

[Only-virgins]

I heard there is a code when the world will end in one of the Goosebump books by RL stine. Who knows? I think it was "Attack of the Mutant Brain Fish" or something like that.

[Junket]

False.

As usual.

[DoesntMatter]

Not even gonna post responses to boobaa or OV

[boobaa]

Actually I would like to hear where I am wrong. I want to improve myself.

[Mish]

The bible was written thousands of years ago.

Multiple scientists and mathematicians are researching the bible code as I write this.

I assume you are talking about this bible code [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible_code[/url] Using this genious system of decoding



In case you don't know, Australian scinetists used the same bible code system of decoding on a Vanilla Ice song Ice Ice Baby and a US government financial report.

The findings were startling. It turned out Ice Ice Baby predicted 9/11 and the financial report predicted the end of Vanilla Ice's career. This type of decoding must be very reliable.

[doppelgaenger]

I agree, especially the part that tells us to treat women like shit or the part that keeps people up at night telling them they will burn in eternal flames if they take their neighbors lawnmower for 5 minutes with out asking.

or not to have buttsex with weird frogfish or squirrels

[DoesntMatter]

Actually I would like to hear where I am wrong. I want to improve myself.

Sorry boobaa, but I can't convince you wrong here. For fuccks sake, I couldn't convince any of the liberal population on LF that running cars on water was impossible as described, and that was far simpler than this

If you couldn't understand that, you won't understand this

[Gribble]

Someone actually applied the Bible code to Moby Dick and came up with a bunch of "prophesies" as well. It's total bull. Take any big book you want and I promise you you can find all sorts of silly "codes".

[Illusional]

i already think that god is a hoax, but the bible is my personal journal to all of the shit that i've seen throughout my many reincarnations.

raverboy

[Only-virgins]

So it is agreed than. Other than for idiot DM(no surprise here)