Most ****ed Up Ways You've Broken Up With Your Ex

[LadieNisha4u2nv]

Alright guys...what is the most ****ed up way you've broken up with someone?

[Gribble]

In high school I told my freshman sweetheart I was leaving her for another chick who put out. Which was a lie. I just wanted to see if I was capable of purposefully hurting someone I cared about.

I was a vicious little ****.

[Charlie Boy II]

One girlfriend it was our one year anniversary so we went to a little country house a four hour drive out of Sydney. On the first morning I was being a really moody bastard, and the girl (we'll call her Hannah) kept asking what was wrong with me. And what had been wrong with me lately. She pushed, and pushed, so eventually I said:

"Sometimes I don't feel anything when I look at you."

She flipped out, and we broke up and I had to drive the four hours home with her sobbing and screaming at me.

That was not a great way to break up with someone.

[1averagejoe]

Hmm...I said some things I wasn't too proud of. Things I'd prefer not to ever repeat. Needless to say I apologized for my rash behavior and foul mouth.

She still denies ever cheating on me...and I refuse to talk to her. I've ignored every attempt of her to talk to me. Even just recently she sent me a message, deleted and blocked. I've gone well out of my way a few times at school and will continue to do so.

[doppelgaenger]

I don't remember anything because of the electroconvulsive therapy

[1averagejoe]

I don't remember anything because of the electroconvulsive therapy

Where and how much?

[doppelgaenger]

I just woke up in my bed the next day or something. They must have done it for free because I am poorer than Sam Walton with hoover flags

[LadieNisha4u2nv]

Well, I remember mines with my ex. We used to break up so much but this one was memorable cuz it was intended. So things werent working out. I waited til 12 o clock on the dot to call him

Him: hello?
Me: Hey hun, just wanted to call to say happy 8 month anniversary
Him: Oh thanks (smiles and laughs)
Me: But thats not all I called for
Him: Oh, what else?
Me: I'm also calling to break up with you. This is not working anymore and I'm sick of the bullshit
Him:....um....wow....ok
Me: Ok bye
*click*

[Charlie Boy II]

... and then a week later you went back and f-cked him?

[LadieNisha4u2nv]

No...actually I dont know when we got back together...but that was earlier on into the relationship so we werent having sex that much. So I doubt we went back to screwing then

[doppelgaenger]

How do you know he was smiling if you were talking on the phone?

[LadieNisha4u2nv]

Well, maybe its just me, but I can tell when someone is smiling even over the phone. The tone in their voice is different.

You guys are ****ing up my post damn it stop ganging up on me!

[doppelgaenger]

Oi I was just teasing.

[LadieNisha4u2nv]

I'm not mad for real if you think I am. I'm not that much of a bitch lol

[tooxshort]

... it was 1996 and I broke up with her through IM ... Man, technology's always been on my side...