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    The Shower

    The shower is a popular place to jerk off. But when you say you jerk off in the shower, be more specific. Most of the time when I jerk off in the shower (99% of the time) I direct the water from the shower head onto the other wall and stay dry myself while I get busy with myself. In a dorm this is important because the sound of the water is noise cover for the sound of the friction between my penis and hand and the sound of my balls bouncing all over and hitting my hand and thighs

    However, sometimes, like this morning, I just pounded it out in the nice warm water

    How do you guys do it?

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    I have one of those versatile shower heads which is connected to a bendy pipe thing allowing you to move it anywhere you want. I turn the water on hot and put the shower head on my balls while i jerk, i suggest you try it, it's amazing.
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    That sounds like fun but the shower head I have is fixed in place like 7 feet up

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoesntMatter View Post
    That sounds like fun but the shower head I have is fixed in place like 7 feet up
    Ahh that sucks shit. Well if you are ever at a hotel or something and they have a versatile shower head i suggest you try it.
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    I kind of know what you mean. I love the feeling of water coming out of our pool pump against my sack and shaft. Feels phenomenal

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    Pound it out in the nice warm water ... so it will go down the drain! This is for the safety of your shower-mates ... if you leave it on the dry floor, they may slip and hurt themselves!



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    Quote Originally Posted by DoesntMatter View Post
    I kind of know what you mean. I love the feeling of water coming out of our pool pump against my sack and shaft. Feels phenomenal
    Exactly! Exactly the feeling. I often stand in front of those pool pumps and people ask me why I'm just standing there, they probably think I'm pissing but little do they know I am getting fixed up by a pool pump.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ransom_nite View Post
    Exactly! Exactly the feeling. I often stand in front of those pool pumps and people ask me why I'm just standing there, they probably think I'm pissing but little do they know I am getting fixed up by a pool pump.
    Until that sucker sucks a bit too much...

    I personally can't beat one off in the shower. I don't know what it is about it, I just have a hard time getting off in the shower especially standing up. As for myself I bring the laptop into the bathroom and beat away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1averagejoe View Post
    Until that sucker sucks a bit too much...

    I personally can't beat one off in the shower. I don't know what it is about it, I just have a hard time getting off in the shower especially standing up. As for myself I bring the laptop into the bathroom and beat away.
    Nahh brother it's pumping not sucking.

    But damn must suck not being able to hit it in the shower, I love shower time. But yes I definately have my fair share of laptop and bathroom duties.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ransom_nite View Post
    But damn must suck not being able to hit it in the shower, I love shower time.
    Oh, but I can...just not alone.

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    One time I just laid in the tub and let the water pound the underside of my wang. The water literally got me off, no assistance required.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1averagejoe View Post
    Oh, but I can...just not alone.
    Ahhh I catch your drift, you need a family member to help you, that's understandable haha
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    Masturbating in a public shower? I think this info belongs in the "something disgusting" thread.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    oh god! i share my house with a guy lodger, the thought of it makes me cringe...i'm going to be para about checking the shower now, i mean washing away the curly hairs are bad enough

    P.S why is that you guys can't wash away any hairs after you shower?...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ecojeanne View Post
    oh god! i share my house with a guy, the thought of it makes me cringe...i'm going to be para about checking the shower now, i mean washing away the curly hairs are bad enough
    Those curly hairs are probably stuck together by lots of semen.

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