I saw this nice girl walking by, and she was walking her dog....
I tell mysellf why not trying hiting on her? so i told her:'you have
a realy nice dog,what race is it?'she answered back,and i went on
'your dog is realy nice, but not as much as his owner....and I realy like dogs and this one.........ahhhhhh stupid dog!'(i looked down and I realized that that dog just peed on my jeans)i was shooked, so i just escaped insulting her and her dog......embarasing ,huh?