Thing's I'd like to do

[Kayne Argand]

Here's the skinny. I haven't been on in a while because of school and stuff, but I won't bore you with those details.

I finally got my (EDIT: STD) test results back a month ago, and apparently, I'm clean. I told my girlfriend and she said we should make love sometime during Spring Break, which is this week. Sadly, something came up and we can't be together.

For the past month, she and I have been talking about what I want to do to her. She always seems to get in the mood for things like kissing, touching and sucking on her breasts, and even the sex itself.

Now, we are both virgins. Sadly, I read a lot of mature stuff on free press sites, like fictonpress.com and fanfiction.net, and I *cough* watch a ton of porn *cough * and I'm starting to get the idea that girls might like to be treated like sex objects in bed- doing things to them like spanking them and calling them "bitch" or things like that. I was wondering, is that true? And if it is, should I do it the first time we have sex?

[Lite]

Uh, ok... Stop right there.

What you see in porn is not representative of what most women want from a man, let alone their first time. Seriously.

Now that we have that out of the way let's go into something important here. Women generally do not like to be treated like porn stars or whores. The key word here is generally.

Get the point?

Your goal as the male virgin, is to make it as non-miserable for her as possible.

After that, then you can start to be a bit more exotic in what you're going for. But your goal here is to not blow your load in under 5 minutes, not get her pregnant, and make her HAPPY that she's sleeping with you.

If you're 18+ I recommend getting your hands on a copy of, "The ultimate guide to cunnilingus." I'm guessing you WILL learn some technique, but the most important thing you will get from the book is a woman's physiology, how what you're doing feels, and what affect it has upon her.

You're going to want to get off in a hurry, and blow your load. If you do that, and ignore her. Not only will she leave you, but she'll tell her friends about you and they will all laugh.

Sounds kind of mean doesn't it?

[vashti]

Aww, jeezus! YOu are only 15. Keep you pecker in your pants and go play some basketball. The fact that you even needed to ask such a ridiculous question is indicative that you aren't ready. People who are old enough for sex don't confuse fantasy (porn) and reality.

[Kayne Argand]

I understand that things done in porn and stuff isn't meant for use in the bedroom (I actually only started watching more frequently when we started talking about sex), but... She told me once that she might be in for a little rough play, and that she wouldn't mind anything I did to her. We've been going out for nearly a year, and she and I both think we're ready.

Besides, vashti, I can't shoot hoops. Nor can I skate, bike, run, or even throw balls. I'm only good at tennis and inventions, and even then, my girlfriend's always around when I'm doing that.

[Lite]

Yeah, uh, don't be rough with anyone their first 20 or so times. And, really, keep it in your pants as long as humanly possible. You're not likely to marry this girl, or be with her 6 months from now. Pretty much, don't be in a hurry to engage in things that can potentially RUIN your life.

[Lipp]

I'm starting to get the idea that girls might like to be treated like sex objects in bed- doing things to them like spanking them and calling them "bitch" or things like that.

You just made my day. I can already imagine a virgin girl being scarred for life.

[vashti]

I don't care how long you've been dating. She's too young for sex, and so are you. Neither of you are emotionally or financially ready to accept the potential consequences of an unintended pregnancy. If you don't shoot hoops, then go play tennis, and masturbate afterwards. I've seen way too many young 14 or 15 year old girls giving birth to babies all alone in the hospital. These stupid girls had no idea what they bargained for, and neither does YOUR stupid girl.

[denfor25]

High School Macho Talk
group of guys hanging out at the school during lunch brake, all try to stay cool and seemingly ignorant; all dressed in long wide pants, tight sweaters and rubber based sneakers (or whatever is considered COOL). One guy, Mike, looks more confident then others, staying a bit off and looking on others like little boys.

Another guy: Hey, Mike, was up, man?
Mike (cocky): hey, dude, nothing much...
Another guy: were you being this Tuesday?
Mike (cool and ignorant, like it is nothing for him): I just went for this stupid STD test, blood and stuff, you know, took half day, what now, they can not do that fast? It is stupid, dude!
Another guy (with honest interest, envy and disbelieve, others momentarily lost their ignorance too and listening with great attention): Hey, cool, man!!! You got results back???
Mike (cool and calm): yep, I am clean, man...
Another guy: awesome!!! What you gonna do, get back with Donna, then?
Mike (staying cool and thinking): hey, you know, I might... She is a total bitch, that one, you know... But I gonna try some new stuff this time I saw on that tape last week, like spanking and stuff; I think she gonna like it...
All others (with envy): cool, man!!!