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    [FWD from email] How men change after married

    Didn't post much these days and really no time to man the forum.

    Anyway, i will still pop in here and there to share some stuffs.

    How men change

    The Love Word:

    After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
    After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
    After 6 years: GOD, if I didn ' t love you, then why did I marry you?

    Back from Work:
    After 6 weeks: Honey, I ' m home!
    After 6 months: I ' m BACK!!
    After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?

    Phone Ringing:
    After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
    After 6 months: Here, it ' s for you...
    After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!

    Cooking:
    After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
    After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
    After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??

    New Dress:
    After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
    After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
    After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

    TV:
    After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
    After 6 months: I like this movie.
    After 6 years: I ' m going to watch PIRATES play, if you ' re not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!

    Making Love:
    After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
    After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
    After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I ' m suffocating here!!!!


    Lady, beware!
    "Invest wisely and have money work hard for you"

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    shit, are you on our side or are you turning into a female?? c'mon man...

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    ...this is just my perspective on the situation...

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    is this spam?
    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.


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    but spam is so delicious.

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    Notice how there is no entry for longer than 6 years tho.
    Second thoughts can generally be amended with judicious action; injudicious actions can seldom be recovered with second thoughts.
    --Cyteen by C.J.Cherryh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional View Post
    but spam is so delicious.

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    I always have just this penis or african lottery spam, why ?
    I wazzzz here


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    Anyone feels like compiling the woman equivalent of this?

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