the mind/body relationship

[misombra]

it's so amazing.

i compare it to the earth and water. without water the earth would be very upset and cause a lot of problems, and vice versa.

i'd tell you what made me think of this but it's kinda personal and embarrassing lol.

but what an amazing phenomenon it is.

[DoesntMatter]

i'd tell you what made me think of this but it's kinda personal and embarrassing lol.

You wanna hear embarassing?? When I was a baby some asshole with a scalpel cut off a good chunk of my dick

[Lonely Island]

You wanna hear embarassing?? When I was a baby some asshole with a scalpel cut off a good chunk of my dick

Poor Bastard

Im guessing you drink heavily

[Mish]

it's so amazing.

i compare it to the earth and water. without water the earth would be very upset and cause a lot of problems, and vice versa.

I am earth and you are water





So let's complete each other


or something

[Illusional]

You wanna hear embarassing?? When I was a baby some asshole with a scalpel cut off a good chunk of my dick

it's a good thing that you can still date a midget.

raverboy

[Lipp]

I am earth and you are water





So let's complete each other


or something

I dare you to use that as a pickup line. Only works on 'Sombra.

[misombra]

lol you wish that bullshit worked on me. maybe it would work on me if you actually understood what i'm saying.

[vashti]

ooh, I like embarrassing stories!

[misombra]

okay i'll pm you...

it's really not that embarassing. i just don't want to tell these guys cause i'll never hear the end of it...

[DoesntMatter]

ooh, I like embarrassing stories!

Good, then you'll like this one

I was taking the late bus home after a long day in the lab, when I happened to notice this cute red-headed girl sitting lonesomely by herself. I eyed her up and liked what I saw. Before long, I started massaging myself behind the large beige overcoat I wore. Immediately I lost myself in a masturbatory session, and the huge throbbing purple-headed monster spit out everywhere onto the unsuspecting girl

Horrified, and embarassed, I grabbed the rope and ran off the bus
















*fake story for all you dumbasses out there

[Aeradalia]

You wanna hear embarassing?? When I was a baby some asshole with a scalpel cut off a good chunk of my dick

Must've been the wrong chunk

Length wasn't suppose to be affected... right?

[IndiReloaded]

I am earth and you are water





So let's complete each other


or something

By making mud??

[Mish]

By making mud??

The best kind of mud. The one you can throw.