At Sonrisa's Request: Relationship Status

[Junket]

Everything has been going rather smoothly with the typical bumps here and there.

As I mentioned in my thread about how I drowned my car in flood water, had I not been dating her right now, I don't know what I would do. She lets me borrow her truck, and if she can't, she drops me off and picks me up from work.

Weren't for her, I might be out of the job right now.

Since there's nothing particularly exciting about this update, I would like all those still in a relationship ('Sombra, Giga, etc.) to sound off.

[Sonrisa]

oh, weren't you saying that she was gonna move out of city/state/country?

[Junket]

oh, weren't you saying that she was gonna move out of city/state/country?

We're both trying to figure out where we'll be at the end of this year.

It's frustrating because I don't want to go to Texas, she's hesitant to go to Philly, and anywhere else would be cool, but we'd have no relations to anyone.

[Sonrisa]

there's alway cali

[Junket]

Dear god, Cali is the last place I'd move to.

I'm surprised you haven't bailed, yet.

Well, it can't be worse than Oklahoma, but still.

[Sonrisa]

why though? i love it here.

[Junket]

why though? i love it here.

Your state is bankrupt.

And there isn't much work going around for my trade until someone decides about how to implement green energy.

[Sonrisa]

what does A do?

[misombra]

nothing spectacular going on here. we're going through something of a hard time, but it's not really with us. a lot of stressful shit is going on and we're both stressed and worried and it's taking it's toll. but i see a light at the end of the tunnel.

you should come visit nm.

[CocoChanel]

Yeah California is bankrupt. Anako has a condominium here in DC and a Home out there that he was in the process of buying for us. We are not going into closing now because of it how screwed up everything is there. Now when he has to go to California for business he just stays in his mother's guest house. We are planning to sell his condo and my place so we can get another house here in the DC Metro Area.

[Gribble]

Okay, I'm not in a relationship, but I did spend a nice chunk of the day with a pretty girl. She gave me a massage. It was absolute agony. I called my buddy up afterward and told him I felt like a total pussy. I wanted nothing more than to scream for her to stop, but what kind of man can be hurt by a woman? Especially a little five foot tall waif of a thing?

But damn if she didn't dig her fingers into my neck and shoulders with a strength I'm not entirely sure I could muster. At one point I felt like my spine was on fire.

Strangely enough, I currently feel very comfortable and loose, like maybe the whole horrific thing actually worked.

[Sonrisa]

did you mention the word tantric to her?

[Gribble]

I don't even know what a tantric massage is, honestly. However, I did feel up her skirt while she was leaning over me and we ended up making out a l'il bit. Good enough?

[Sonrisa]

great enough. why didn't you go all the way?

[Gribble]

A lack of condoms and time. Also we're just "friends". Personally, I think the chick's a tease and I need to start sniffing elsewhere.

So what's your relationship status, Sonrisa? And how 'bout a tantric massage? I promise I'll do more than make out with you--if you don't tear my goddamn spine out of alignment, that is