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06-07-10, 07:15 AM #301
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06-07-10, 08:41 AM #302
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I'm not getting any til Saturday. One full week of no lovin. Bf's in Canada on a fishing trip.
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
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06-07-10, 08:54 AM #303
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you can't get laid because you're always standing tall. duh!!
Originally Posted by qwerty123
raverboy...this is just my perspective on the situation...
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06-07-10, 09:25 AM #304
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I was supposed to see my girlfriend today, but now it won't be until tomorrow. I was so horny and ready to see her, but I refuse to masturbate. She decided to tell me she bought a muscle relaxant and throat spray so she can test her gag reflex a little "if you know what I mean."
She didn't stop there, but if I try to repeat those things, I'm going to explode. Let's just say she has other reasons for buying that muscle relaxant...
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07-07-10, 03:14 AM #305
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Hahaha, fcuk you all, im getting just plenty lately so nerrrr
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07-07-10, 11:19 AM #306
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^^^ i dunno... you still sound kinda cranky haha
raverboy...this is just my perspective on the situation...
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