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    Guess the object

    These things are totally innocent, try to guess them from the clues and offer your own ones

    1. You grope me in the dark
    You put your hand in your pocket and fiddle with me
    I only work in the right hole

    2. I'm white and gooey
    I'm sticky when i'm hot
    You can eat me

    3. I start witha a C
    I end with a T
    I'm another word for a pussy

    Lets see just how all dirty all your minds are

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    1-key
    2-rice pudding
    3-cat

    what I really thought

    1-tities
    2-jizz
    3-cunt

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    I thought 2 was a marshmallow.
    God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
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    Could be anything really!

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    haha it was keys, marshmellow and cat. Love your initial thoughts girl

    1. You'll need me for screwing
    When i penetrate i'm boring
    I can sometimes get stuck in a hole

    2. the more you pull me the faster you go
    You have to get me wet before i'll work for you
    Long even pulls work best

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    Post pics of closeup photos of common objects. Those are fun to guess.
    Second thoughts can generally be amended with judicious action; injudicious actions can seldom be recovered with second thoughts.
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    I'm going to deviate slightly and post my favorite riddle. I think I posted it before, but screw it. See if you can figure it out!

    "What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?"
    God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
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    I got that immediately. It happened twice then too.
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    ^^ ....the letter m

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pietomb View Post
    haha it was keys, marshmellow and cat. Love your initial thoughts girl

    1. You'll need me for screwing
    When i penetrate i'm boring
    I can sometimes get stuck in a hole

    2. the more you pull me the faster you go
    You have to get me wet before i'll work for you
    Long even pulls work best
    1. a drill
    2. a lawnmower

    Quote Originally Posted by Gribble View Post
    I'm going to deviate slightly and post my favorite riddle. I think I posted it before, but screw it. See if you can figure it out!

    "What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?"
    Well, you can't say it can never come in a thousand years cuz it can come in a millenium.
    Last edited by Sanctuary; 06-11-09 at 07:25 AM.

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    ?

    I have no Idea??? what is it?

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    ohhh wait I must read! lol

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    haha number 2 could also be glue.. it just depends on your age and how much of it you've already sniffed.

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    Some dirty object there..

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