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    Every thread that has BoredGeorge in it is always hilarious.

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    Why hasn't BoredGeorge singled out Elle? She proves him right in every way -- she's a gold-digger, she can't cook, she can't be reasoned with, and she NEEDS a man like BoredGeorge in her life. It would be the best thing for her.
    "The weakest soul, knowing its own weakness, and believing this truth that strength can only be developed by effort and practice, will, thus believing, at once begin to exert itself, and, adding effort to effort, patience to patience, and strength to strength, will never cease to develop, and will at last grow divinely strong."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonrisa View Post
    i say woman has to be able to suck cock and look pretty. for all the chores around the house you can hire a maid.
    you crack me up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aeradalia View Post
    Why hasn't BoredGeorge singled out Elle? She proves him right in every way -- she's a gold-digger, she can't cook, she can't be reasoned with, and she NEEDS a man like BoredGeorge in her life. It would be the best thing for her.
    Somehow I don't see Elle as the cooking and cleaning type.
    “Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist”--George Carlin

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    Quote Originally Posted by girl68 View Post
    Oh georgie, not only are you super weird, overly negative, and generally an asshole I do still wish you the best of luck finiding such a great woman who is going to settle for a fart like yourself.

    Oh yeah, and if she's cooking and cleaning for you, you better get on that math degree, you have some big things to live up to as the sole breadwinner.
    They're called ovaries.. good women love caring for their family. If a woman won't care for her family what good is she ? She is just a fancy whore that you married then.

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    You responded to my post with that?! Okay then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonrisa View Post
    i say woman has to be able to suck cock and look pretty. for all the chores around the house you can hire a maid.
    Never underestimate the joy you can get from someone who loves you looking after you, cooking you food, cleaning your house, and being nice to your children. Ever seen a happy family ? They're pretty happy.

    Looking pretty and sucking cock can be done by any 19 year old college student looking to make an easy $200 an hour. Realy quality is in a good woman who does the right thing by working hard in all facets of her life and cares for a family.

    You ask what is the ideal woman.. well that is her, her picture, she has no picture because I haven't seen her yet and it is not the way she looks that makes her perfect it is what she does and how she treats people, as well as being ****able. (she must be ****able or else she is just a maid as you say).

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoredGeorge View Post
    Ever seen a happy family ? They're pretty happy..
    words of wisdom right there!


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    Pretty eyes are a must for me.



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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    words of wisdom right there!

    It's so true, though.

    My best friend had one of these families, and I spent more time with his than my own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee View Post
    It's so true, though.

    My best friend had one of these families, and I spent more time with his than my own.

    I had a friend I used to visit everyday when I was in school... he and his cousin were very nice and so was his aunt. His uncle was a real asshole though... but altogether his family was still better than mine. It was nice being able to go somewhere else when my parents were fighting.
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    Elle the maker of this thread is now "dead".

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    Bar's open! All drinks are on the house... name your poison.
    "The weakest soul, knowing its own weakness, and believing this truth that strength can only be developed by effort and practice, will, thus believing, at once begin to exert itself, and, adding effort to effort, patience to patience, and strength to strength, will never cease to develop, and will at last grow divinely strong."

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    hahaha

    double vodka cran: short glass, lots of ice.

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