December is around the corner

[CAM]

Okay...December is around the corner. One year since the last sex. One year since I have even touched a woman.

I want a hug. I want the smell of a woman's freshly washed hair in my face. That's all. I just want that. I don't even want the sex. I don't want a kiss. I will just settle for the hug.

A 20 second hug. That's it. Am I asking for too much?

[Sonrisa]

awwww, come over i'll give you a hug!

[IndiReloaded]

Oh, I get this. So, I'll do better than a hug, Cam. I'll dance with you so you smile

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBHhSVJ_S6A"]YouTube- Al Pacino - Scent of a Woman[/ame]

[Indignant]

hey, it's turning out to be a group hug/dance

[Only-virgins]

You got $300 bucks? it will get you more than that.

[Indignant]

hey, I am giving out free hugs here!

[CAM]

Thanks Thanks, Indi, for the SOAW vid clip. Excellent film.

LOL about the $300. It would be too depressing to do that. I'll take the free hugs instead.

Strange thing is that there are three women who are making it very clear that they'd give all of it for free...but two are clients of the firm and the third one is the cleaning lady. Of course, all three of them are totally off limits. The forbidden fruit. The candy I cannot eat.

That's the story of the last 12 years in this town...its all froth and no Guinness, to paraphrase Sir John Gielgud's character in the movie "A Summer's Lease"...a movie from 1989.

[Indignant]

since when are cleaning ladies forbidden?

[Thelovedoctor]

If you want a hug from a woman, go to special needs home, find a huggable retarded girl and hug her.

[CAM]

since when are cleaning ladies forbidden?

The Rule is: no fraternization with any employee...that covers everyone from the cleaning lady to the boss.

Do people break the rules? A few do. Nothing is said.

In my case, however, being the Good Boy Scout, they would make an example out of me. I just know it.

[starbuck]

Cam, don't you live in NYC?

I'm actually surprised a young guy can stay single in this city for a year. There are attractive intelligent young women everywhere you look!

[Sonrisa]

or there's always someone else's cleaning lady.

[CAM]

Cam, don't you live in NYC?

I'm actually surprised a young guy can stay single in this city for a year. There are attractive intelligent young women everywhere you look!

Alas, no. I live out West in the armpit of the nation.

Yes, I know about NYC. Actually, there is a great map from the Census...cities in the East have more single women than single men. And, cities in the West have more single men than single women. A county not too far away, for instance, has 260 single men for every 100 single women. In other words it is almost 3 single men for every single woman. It sucks. Top it all off with the fact that 90 percent of the single women I interact with every day are either clients or work for the company. Is it any wonder that: a) I can remain without a date for six years? or b) that stupid ugly women in town can treat smart successful men like bags of shit because they have their pick? or c) that MILFs in my neighborhood are screwing any teenage boy they want, any time they want? It really sucks here.

The upside, is that I became very successful at what I do because I had alot of free time, a lot of time alone to do work. The downside is that I get to take all of my success to a lonely bachelor grave. So, it really is a Phyrric victor of sorts!

[CAM]

Oh and the MILFs are married and their husbands don't say too much about their carnal extramarital activities for fear of losing the wife. And, most guys do all the cleaning and cooking and child rearing because if they don't...well, the wife will move on to the next willing guy. Its pretty mercenary in this part of the country.

[Illusional]

if you pay for it, you can do all the things that you want to do.. and more.

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