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    My GF gets embarrassed by porn, and has never watched on really. But she likes watching us in the mirror.

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    So because your not having sex nobody else should?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DoesntMatter View Post
    She's not a tomboy but a harlot
    I might have been irritated if this had came from anyone else but you
    anyway harlot is the wrong choice of word, it implies that Im a prostitute or that Ive had sex with many people which is far from the truth. Im just a faithful sex addict..

    Quote Originally Posted by DoesntMatter View Post

    I am using this opportunity (btr's short respite from sexual promiscuity) in hopes that with cock now off her mind, she can learn the way to righteousness (abstinence)
    Too kind of you to show me the light.. yet again.. but Im afraid Im going to remain a sexual sinner for quite some time. Keep preaching though maybe one day your message will get through

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    hey, i want 'in' on the weird porno obsession!

    Ive never been able to get into porn...i tend to end up childishly giggling. But then again maybe im watching the wrong sort!
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    And what is the 'wrong sort?'

    I dont think Ive ever giggled watching any kindve porn :/

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    I don't know...midget porn makes me laugh...there was a video I saw of this little man doing a woman like 400 lbs from behind...he was just going to town...I don't think he was actually in her...but it still made me laugh.
    Completely baffled by a backward indication
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    Hands moving upward to propel the situation
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    Ive gotten mad watching porn before. A beach boy wannabe was nailing this porn star gorgeous blond and he had a pretty small dick and she was all "OMG MMMMMMMMMM YESSS!!! AHHH!" and I was like "girl I know for a fact you cant feel shit.." then I continued watching it until I just got mad at her acting. I cannot get off to porn when its fake like that.

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    well i have only ever watched the average run of the mill type stuff...it just didnt do anything for me, i found it quite boring.
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    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty123 View Post
    well i have only ever watched the average run of the mill type stuff...it just didnt do anything for me, i found it quite boring.
    Then maybe you should watch some more of the nastier stuff
    Completely baffled by a backward indication
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    Hands moving upward to propel the situation
    Have simply halted
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    some people just arent porn people. no wonder youre horny all the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodtippedrose View Post
    some people just arent porn people. no wonder youre horny all the time
    Me or Qwerty?
    Completely baffled by a backward indication
    That an inspired word will come across your tongue
    Hands moving upward to propel the situation
    Have simply halted
    And now the conversation's done


    I am the EgGmAn

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    Sarcasm can come from a dick to....as does semen.
    Completely baffled by a backward indication
    That an inspired word will come across your tongue
    Hands moving upward to propel the situation
    Have simply halted
    And now the conversation's done


    I am the EgGmAn

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    Quote Originally Posted by dewilliams2 View Post
    Me or Qwerty?
    qwerty. she dedicated a thread to being horny ;P

    Quote Originally Posted by DoesntMatter View Post
    I'm glad btr is smart enough to notice obvious sarcasm
    If I didnt remember who you were I totally would have thought you were a dick. DW was just defending me awww

    Quote Originally Posted by DoesntMatter View Post
    btr knows I am SO down with kinky sex (if I had the chance)
    which I find amazing, people usually develop those kindve preferences after theyve had sex

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    and I am very glad there are girls out there like her
    too sweet ^_^

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    Bloodtippedrose fit?
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    ^ are you asking if I'm in shape?

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