Know what's really irritating?!

**bloodtippedrose** · 14-05-10, 12:17 PM

I broke my ankle two weeks ago and it is impossible for me to masturbate with a cast on.

First of all I dont dare to turn any porn on because I know if my brother or boyfriend came home I couldnt hobble across the room on crutches fast enough to turn it off.

Then even if I do get something started I cannot cum without pointing my toes! Dont ask me why!

Cherry on top, my boyfriend hasnt been very inclined to have sex with me since this accident because im broken and he has a foot fetish and a bruised swollen casted foot isnt much of a turn on, but this morning I started some foreplay, buttered him up for a good hour, then I slid a condom on him and got on top. Seriously lasted less than five minutes.

He told me since the condom was on I could go a little extra and I tried but he had that "Im finished! time for tv!" look in his eye.

I used to have sex or at least masturbate every other day.. It has been two weeks that Ive had to go without cumming and I am frustrated as all hell and feel unattractive. Fu(k rollerblading I am never breaking another bone ever again :'(

**Kaius** · 15-05-10, 01:08 AM

Just wait it out. Not the end of the world. I mean sex is nice and all, but you'll be fine without it for a few weeks.
Before my divorce, I hadn't had sex for 3 years! Before my woman's divorce to her ex, she had not had sex for 3 years also!
We were both the first new relationship in more than 12 years. You can imagine how pent up we were before we had sex with each other.

Just be patient. I'm sure it's worth the wait.

**girl68** · 15-05-10, 01:17 AM

Thanks for the laugh! (but that sucks) make your bf work just a little harder

don't worry he will get his reward after its off!

**dewilliams2** · 15-05-10, 02:31 AM

Sit on his ****in face...even if I go first my gf still gets off.

**Incognito** · 15-05-10, 02:33 AM

Why would you have to hurry up and turn the porn off if your boyfriend came over? Also that what they make remote controls for (most have a power button for a quick turn off). As far as pointing your toes.....why not keep going and see what happens. I've found that if you just keep going for longer when you don't think you'll cum that you will eventually and when you do...WOAH.....it will be good.

Just curious, but what kind of porn do you watch? I don't know any women who watch porn on their own.

**girl68** · 15-05-10, 02:46 AM

TONS of women watch porn by themselves they are just hell bent on not admitting that. Cause after all if we do we're nasty little whores and given what we see on here nasty little whores get a hugely negative stigma...

**Incognito** · 15-05-10, 03:05 AM

LOL, well I don't believe in double standards. Plus I like nasty little whores

As long as they are faithful nasty little whores.

**bloodtippedrose** · 15-05-10, 10:52 AM

Originally Posted by Incognito

Why would you have to hurry up and turn the porn off if your boyfriend came over? Also that what they make remote controls for (most have a power button for a quick turn off). As far as pointing your toes.....why not keep going and see what happens. I've found that if you just keep going for longer when you don't think you'll cum that you will eventually and when you do...WOAH.....it will be good.

Just curious, but what kind of porn do you watch? I don't know any women who watch porn on their own.

Ok the remote wont work, Ive grown tired of my dvds so I watch what I find on the internet and theres no way possible for me to cum sitting up.
I watch porn alone for two reasons, one being I am a hypocrite. I get upset if I catch my boyfriend watching porn. So anytime he catches me clicking quickly and wet then hes like you little bitch!

Second I watch things that would be embarrassing to be caught watching. Not normal kindve porn.. Ive gotten bored with normal..

**dewilliams2** · 15-05-10, 10:59 AM

I still say you should sit on his face....just surprise him in his sleep and then don't get off until you have gotten off.

As for the porn...you should let him watch it to....and watch it together.

I also agree...internet porn is way better....I mean not that I do that, thats dirty.

**bloodtippedrose** · 15-05-10, 11:06 AM

yeah ok ;P

Weve tried watching porn together, it doesnt work out well. He strictly gets off to pictures of girls in short dirty socks so my porn is sick and boring

**dewilliams2** · 15-05-10, 11:42 AM

I gotta say I'll pass on the whole foot fetish thing but to each their own I suppose

**bloodtippedrose** · 16-05-10, 05:45 AM

I dont like feet either but Ill play along with any fetish!!

well.. I guess theres limits though. that whole blood fetish thing is.. yeah.. not my style..

**dewilliams2** · 16-05-10, 06:19 AM

I don't get that either. My gf has a friend who cuts herself and her husband during sex....I'm gonna have to pass.

I mean as soon as somebody gets out a razor blade in the middle of that I'd have to be like "timeout"...I mean I think a little pain can be a great thing but there is no need to cut my ****in chest up....a little biting, hitting, hair pulling is my limit.

**bloodtippedrose** · 16-05-10, 06:27 AM

the most Ive ever had done was have a knife put to my throat to simulate rape. Which sounds fu(ked up but it was hot

I would not want my body cut at all.. no.. whats hot about that? that would hurt and make a mess and scar. wtf???

**dewilliams2** · 16-05-10, 06:32 AM

I've never used a knife and I'd probably draw the line there...I'd be afraid I'd slip or something...but my gf likes me to put my hand at her neck (not applying pressure)...I think its just the idea that I could hurt her if I wanted to that turns her on.

She also likes being slapped (not like crazy hard) on her face, tits, and ass.

I really don't know what it is about it but she loves it and I love getting her off so I do it....she just likes being physically overpowered and dominated.

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