I Feel Like I Was Raped Last Night

[vashti]

Norplant is birth control that is implanted under the skin and lasts 5 years. It works the same way birth control pills do, only you don't have to remember to take it every day.

[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norplant]Norplant - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia[/url]

[Junket]

We just use a condom.

Or is he one of those guys that bitches about how he hates condoms, so much?

[Gigabitch]

Get an IUD. Really. They last about 10 years and can be easily removed if you want another kid. Norplant hurts like **** when they insert it.

Nisha, you just had that baby a few months ago. He should be patient with you. Give him an occasional blowjob to keep him satisfied, but he shouldn't be expecting you to want sex much yet. If he cheats on you, we'll just form an LF testicle-hunting posse and take care of the situation.

[Junket]

Get an IUD. Really. They last about 10 years and can be easily removed if you want another kid. Norplant hurts like **** when they insert it.

Nisha, you just had that baby a few months ago. He should be patient with you. Give him an occasional blowjob to keep him satisfied, but he shouldn't be expecting you to want sex much yet. If he cheats on you, we'll just form an LF testicle-hunting posse and take care of the situation.

That'd be f*ckin' badass.

We're already like a relationship triple-A.

We could get a fleet of badass trucks, or even a helicopter, operating 24 hours a day, ready to kick some cheating ass.

So long as they pay their dues, at least.

[lahnnabell]

I'm picturing a man dressed in full ninja, seeking out cheaters and dealing out punishment. We have a resident ninja down in Chula Vista. Apparently he really fights crime, or looks for it anyway. My friends have confirmed he exists.

[xirokx]

whatever happened....happened....sure if you didnt want it you should have said to avoid the feeling...

if you are on the verge of calling it a day why does it matter if you say no? surely then it shouldnt matter, infact if you dont want him in your life saying NO is what you should be doing...

perhaps you both need a break to reassess your position and allowing time to help you determine what it is that you require, how you see him and whether you want him in your life at all?

sounds to me like you maybe are not sure of what you want, or you do know what you want but know you cannot have your cake and want to eat it?

give it time without him and then go from there?

[vashti]

Get an IUD. Really. They last about 10 years and can be easily removed if you want another kid. Norplant hurts like **** when they insert it.
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Worse than an IUD? When I had one put in, I thought I would die. I don't like anything touch my cervix.

[Gigabitch]

I'm picturing a man dressed in full ninja, seeking out cheaters and dealing out punishment. We have a resident ninja down in Chula Vista. Apparently he really fights crime, or looks for it anyway. My friends have confirmed he exists.

[url=http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/20/australian-ninjas-rescue_n_582901.html]Australian Ninjas Rescue Mugging Victim[/url]

Worse than an IUD? When I had one put in, I thought I would die. I don't like anything touch my cervix.

God, yes. The IUD was so much less painful, and didn't mess with my hormone balance. Nisha doesn't need an even lower sex drive.

[IndiReloaded]

If he cheats on you, we'll just form an LF testicle-hunting posse and take care of the situation.

That'd be f*ckin' badass.

We're already like a relationship triple-A.

We could get a fleet of badass trucks, or even a helicopter, operating 24 hours a day, ready to kick some cheating ass.

So long as they pay their dues, at least.

Flinty Kind of Woman (Dar Williams):

I can't find it on youtube, but I would post the mp3 if I knew how. Anyway, here's the lyrics:

It's a small town life and I like it
'Cause the bad don't get in your way
There's an angry God gonna strike it
Yeah, that's what we pay him for, that's why we pray
Well I guess the angry God he was a-fishing
When Molly called me up with the news
Within the space of a week
Yeah, a pervert or a sex freak
Let the kids take a peek
That's more than a little cheek
No pun intended

Ay-yi-yipee-yipee-yi-yi-ay
Going east of Mississippi got a flinty kind of woman
And you don't act smart and you don't touch my children
If the young man
wants to see the sun go down

Well there was no time fooling with the trifles
So there was no use in telling the men
They would just go running for their rifles
And then once you got him couldn't get him again
So Peg got a bolt of fishing tackle
And Marge got her gardening clips
And Sally LaBiche put her hound on a leash
And the timer on the quiche, she's kind of nouveau riche
But we like her

Ay-yi-yipee-yipee-yi-yi-ay
Going east of Mississippi got a flinty kind of woman
And you don't act fresh and you don't touch my children
If the young man wants to see the sun go down

It was the kids who spotted him a running
As we drove through the harbor fog
And that's when we got our engines gunning
'Cause we knew he was headed for the cranberry bog
We got our hip-high rubber boots strapped on
And Molly got the big flashlights out
And by the "Welcome to New England" sign
Got him with the fishing line
In the dark smell of brine
Betty said "This one is mine."
She is ruthless

Ay-yi-yipee-yipee-yi-yi-ay
Going east of Mississippi got a flinty kind of woman
And you just say no and you don't touch my children

If the young man wants to see the sun go down

Well we didn't have to drag him and a-jail him
'Cause you don't have to take it so far
When your roots go back to Old Salem
And you've got a local chapter of the DAR
Now I don't go tooting on my lobsters
'Cause your pride doesn't go with your plaid
But it's a victory won and it couldn't be done
By the hippy-dippy flaky-shaky fun-in-the-sun
Braless wonders

Ay-yi-yipee-yipee-yi-yi-ay
Going east of Mississippi got a flinty kind of woman
And you know your place and you don't touch my children
If the young man wants to see the sun go down
If the young man wants to see the sun go down

[LadieNisha4u2nv]

We have no problem using a condom.I'm just super scared of being pregnant. I think about being a welfare queen with a ton of kids behind me yelling mommy LMAO. I dont want that shit. I know people with that situation I never want it for myself.

As for blowjobs....He says he likes them but he feels like hes degrading me.One time I told him stfu and put your cock in my mouth. He'd laugh and do it but you could tell he didn't feel comfortable doing it for real.


As for the IUD and Norplant...I will look into both further....as for right now...I am in too much ****ing pain to give two shits. I have a strep throat...and I am ready to chop my neck off and call it a day.

[Gigabitch]

Damn! You don't need strep on top of everything else!

I was thinking about your situation the other day. It reminded me of something that happened a long time ago, when I was still with my high school boyfriend. We were asleep, early in the morning, and he thought he's wake me up by copping a feel. I happened to be dreaming about having a conversation with my friend Geoff. In my dream, Geoff all of a sudden reached out and started feeling me up. It was shocking!

When I woke up, I told my boyfriend that I didn't think I'd ever look at Geoff as just a friend again. He was horrified and spun off into a fit of jealousy.

He never messed with me when I was sleeping, ever again.