Bruised Bubbies

[QueenofCorona]

or boobs, breasts, tata's, my girls...

Granted I drank a lot this weekend I still don't see how I have two really good sized welts/bruises on my right breast. Both bruises are the size of golfballs. One on the inner inside and one under.

My bf and I don't see eachother for 4-6 days at times and we can get rough all in good fun, but never has this happened. Soreness and whatever but not even close to major bruising. We had a bbq and I was wearing a lower cut shirt and this mutual friends wife she was grabbing us girls boobs (she is something else) but I don't know if she did it that hard. I had been drinking steadily for about 6 hours.

The only other time I've had a smallish bruise on my chest was when I was in an major car accident and my airbag deployed and even then doesn't hold a candle to these bruises.

I'm sure its nothing major but could it ever be something to be concerned about? I know in mammograms they squeeze your boobies but there's a correct procedure behind it. I've just been taking Advil for the pain but does anyone know about long term effects of something like this?

I don't forsee it happening again (cuz if it was my bf I will regulate that ass) but it gets me to thinking I mean there are people out there in to freaky deaky stuff where this could happen a lot. I wonder if they have any long term damage? I know I read an article where boys in high school were always "tipping" eachother or whatever they do...tap the other guys ball sacks.. This one kid had to get a ball removed due to that sort of stuff.

[vashti]

There are no long term effects of a soft-tissue bruise that I am aware of. It's just a bruise; not like bleeding in the brain. Are you taking aspirin on a regular basis, by chance? Or use any weird, hippy-dippy herbal supplements?

[QueenofCorona]

I do take Advil and Excedrin daily. No strange GNC type products though.

[Perryville]

What an udderly perplexing mystery.

[lahnnabell]

What an udderly perplexing mystery.

Wow. You really went there, dude

[qwertz]

What an udderly perplexing mystery.

LMAO!!! I had to laugh, that is so bad its funny!

[dewilliams2]

You should probably show us so we have a better idea of what we are dealing with here. I'd hate to tell you its all fine when its not....take your shirt off.

[Alvy]

Cue the obligatory 'Pics!' comment.

[vashti]

I do take Advil and Excedrin daily. No strange GNC type products though.

Those meds have the effect of thinning the blood, which will make you bruise more easily (and severely) than someone NOT taking them.

And BTW - I don't think you are supposed to take Advil when you are taking aspirin (there is aspirin in the excedrin). Does your doctor know you are doing this? If you are self-medicating this way, you MUST stop until you check with your physician. You can be causing damage to your liver and/or kidneys and GI tract.

[Gigabitch]

Bitch grabbed your titties! What the hell?!

[QueenofCorona]

Yes!!!! She's crazy. Even worse after a few drinks. The rest of us girls think its because she has the breasts of a 5th grade girl. She's an A cup at best, she took her bra off at the party and it looked like a hankerchief. She also grabbed a plate of cherries at the bbq and came up to me and my boyfriend, thrust her "chest" into my boyfriends face and asked him if, "Do you like my cherries?"

[dewilliams2]

That doesn't seem that odd to me...I've seen plenty of my female friends feel each other up and make out....it doesn't bother me any.

Of course they are also usually really drunk.

[QueenofCorona]

I guess it struck me as odd. We aren't really friends, we speak only at gatherings. I have absolutely no urge to ever have to hang out with her one on one. She did it to another "wife" where they definitely don't get along.

[QueenofCorona]

Also, on one of my bf and I very first dates she again was drunk and brought up not only the fact that my bf has a vasectomy (I wasn't aware) also she brought up my bf's ex wives tattoo, of his name. On her crotch.

Yeah. She's that girl.

[dewilliams2]

Also, on one of my bf and I very first dates she again was drunk and brought up not only the fact that my bf has a vasectomy (I wasn't aware) also she brought up my bf's ex wives tattoo, of his name. On her crotch.

Yeah. She's that girl.

Shiv the bitch.