How To Control Your Erections!

[King Zarathu]

I feel SO great that i discovered this technique! It is the best thing in the world. Remember that I'm a 14 year old teenage smartass with hormones raging like ****ing tigers in a cage, so it HAS to work for you "older" people GOD I'm so grateful I figured it out.

I had a conversation with my dad.. and I asked him:

"hey dad.. on average--the AVERAGE guy eating out the AVERAGE girl, how long would it take her to orgasm?"

and he said:

"Oh my.. Well, there are many many variables. Some girls could NEVER orgasm to that, no matter how good you are"

I replied:

"Really? Why??"

He said:

"Because the largest sex organ you have is your brain. If the girl isn't really into it, then she will not orgasm."

I replied:

"OOOOO!!! So THAT'S how porn models do it right? They fake for the camera so they never really orgasm because they aren't completely INTO it."

He agreed, and I realized something: everytime I'm with my girlfriend and we're making out on my bed, I'm really really enjoying it, and all of a sudden I start to get hard and I'm like "oh god damnit.."

But, I tried this not long ago. We were goin' at it and THIS is EXACTLY what was going through my mind/brain/peanut/whatever you call it:

"This is an object that tries to give you pleasure..

..It is a game.. Don't abide..

You have RULES and VALUES! DONT! Give as much back as you can without getting trapped....

Fool!"

Most of you guys would think "wow--that's miserable! Wouldn't that reduce your performance and warmth to her anyways?"

The answer is no, it's all in your mind, but if you leave a spot that says "do 150% performance to this OBJECT, but don't let it win the game" you'll do fine.

try it and tell me how it goes.

[Uncertain]

...and why exactly do you need to avoid erection while you are making out?

[blue]

thats a good question? how come? oh and i think its great that you are open with your parents!

[King Zarathu]

lets say ur making out and ur only on first base with a girl.. she feels ur boner. wouldn't that be a little bit embarrassing? or ur in class and ur kinda daydreaming about screwing some girl who sits next to you--and THE TEACHER CALLS YOU UP TO HER DESK!

lol its like oh shit

[Metalhead6six6]

as far as the first base comment, dude if it wasn't for boners....if she feels it, she'll be more tempted to ACTUALLY feel it. Therefore.......well, I'll let your imagination fill it in. Don't be embarassed.....BE PROUD!!

[King Zarathu]

so girls like it when they can feel their boyfriend's boners?

[Fawn]

so girls like it when they can feel their boyfriend's boners?

Well at your age it depends. Most likely she could get freaked out because .. well .. you both are 14. How far have u both gone in the past? Its good to know these things first before you know on how far to go with each other.

Me, on the other hand. I love it! lol. I find it a deffinite turn on, but thats just me

[King Zarathu]

i've felt her up.

[sicklax420]

You shouldnt be embarassed about getting hard while making out. I am an "experienced" 17 year old and I even get hard when I am dancing/hugging/flirting with my girl friend. There are obvious ways of avoiding it being seen by those you dont want to see it. I prefer the ole lift and tuck. pull out your pants a lil and stick your lil buddy under the pants. Anyway, the older you get the more youll enjoy being able to get up easily!

[ratedrookie219]

hey man, I would like to control my erections haha I alway get them even going to church I pop it wierd and I dont understand your method, mind/brain/peanut/whatever you call it: whats that mean ?? any help that would be good man. oh yah and I am new here this is my first reply.

[KaWaiiSkYe]

I loooove the feeeeling.. Don't be embarasssed. It's GREAT. I'm an "experienced" 15 year old. Heh heh heh.

[abercromqt20]

definately don't be embarrased. i think that's so hot. besides if my guy gets hard that quickly it lets me know he's really really into me.

[King Zarathu]

you basically have to be doing good--but you have to kinda.. not be into it. do you know what i mean? it's like, you gotta just tell urself it's a game and it's fake, not real. i've been applying this technique at school and it works like a charm and i'm not embarrassed anymore. yesterday my g/f came over and she got on top of me and we were makin' out and i got hard (just to try it) and she started making out harder and her breathing was changing to a faster pace. i loved it!

[ratedrookie219]

hey,
naa I am not really embarrased, I just what to control it sometimes u know? well thanks for the info. and you ladys can give me advise antime